Drunk texting is an art form, but there are so many funny ones floating around out there that you have to be pretty darn hilarious to rise above the rest these days. If you ask me, these 15 definitely make the cut.

#15. That’s my jam.

#14. Patience is key.

#13. You might be coming on too strong.

#12. Who saw that coming?

#11. Drunk texting yourself takes special skills.

#10. I mean points for remembering the birthday, though?

#9. I hope she didn’t go on there and search for Moana.

#8. Pretty sure they’re drunk on both ends.

#7. This is amazing.

#6. This slayed me.

#5. When your mom gets you.

#4. You wouldn’t think real estate agents would get drunk texts on the regular.

#3. Before you ask…

#2. Do not handle while drunk.

#1. Indeed.

Something to aspire to, am I right?