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15 of the Greatest Responses the Internet Has to Offer

Via: Pleated Jeans

The entire internet is basically just an insanely complicated network of wires and servers allowing people to ping responses back and forth to each other at the speed of light.

And every once in a while, you can fish out a few of those responses and hang them on the wall like trophies because they’re amazing.

Like these ones here.

15. Swing and a miss

What a weird way to try to hit things off.

14. Shout it out loud

This is technically correct, the best kind of correct.

13. Don’t be a sheep

I’m sure a virus will find you very intimidating and just stay away.

12. Planting evidence

This is, famously, kind of a big deal for God.

11. Boy oh boy

What’s in a name anyway?

10. Wearing me out

It’s a bold move advertising to everyone around you that you don’t take plagues seriously.

9. Meat cute

The restaurant is literally named after the dish they sell, Karen.

8. The who and the Y

Believe it or not, genetics are slightly more complicated than that grid you looked at once in high school.

7. Absolutely sunk

Gotta hand it to this one.

6. World-renown

This is why I laugh every time someone talks about America being “respected again.”

5. Ah yes, the two genders

I’ll bet you all the money I have that the next response included the word “trigger.”

4. Turn, turn, turn

Just think of all the savings!

3. Go for the gold

More than I’ve ever done, that’s for sure.

2. Spot the faker

It’s not generally hard.

1. Virtue signalling

Look man, I don’t know why this is news either, but let’s just be happy for each other.

Fire through and through.

What’s the best response you’ve heard to something recently?

Tell us in the comments.