Alright kids, it’s confession time! Drake says so…
Weird Confessions: lets hear them pic.twitter.com/ky8sVnLQKZ
— ? (@drakesbrother) January 6, 2019
So let’s get to it Twitter! Spill your strangest impulses.
1.
When I eat food, I eat them in order of least liked to most liked so the last thing I eat can taste the best lol
— Malaysia. (@malaylayyy) January 8, 2019
2.
My car radio volume has to be an even number or a multiple of 5
— Jackson Downs (@jacksondowns_22) January 8, 2019
3.
I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window
— دانيا (@sudxnia) January 8, 2019
4.
i measure time in music sometimes.. thinking “it’ll take me 2 songs to get to ….”
— ? (@xmiamizeusx) January 8, 2019
5.
Sometimes i try to see if I can complete multiple tasks before the microwave is done lm*o
— Tommy Hoskinson? (@tommyhoskinson) January 8, 2019
6.
I frequently find myself imagining the deaths of ppl I love, not because it brings me joy but because I feel like I need to prepare myself for that day so I can handle the grief instead of it consuming me alive ??♀️ pic.twitter.com/GxjEos6Xtz
— MaskedMandie (@MandieMasked) January 8, 2019
7.
everytime i get in my car, i make sure i check the backseat because i dont wanna get choked out from behind
— Vashon (@iam_vashonn) January 8, 2019
8.
I have literally 0 things to hide on my phone but when I'm showing someone something and they take I want to kill them
— DolphiN (@Dolphn09) January 8, 2019
9.
I hold my breath until the trash bag is tied when I go to take it out, that way the scent doesn’t come to my awareness. ?
— Kristalee B (@sophiasmiles93) January 12, 2019
10.
if someone sneezes around me I hold my breath for like 15 seconds till all of their germs disperse in the air away from me
— diane (@DianeFryling) January 7, 2019
11.
I’m afraid of tube slides and always have been bc I’m afraid someone will block the entrance and exit and I’ll get stuck inside
— Shivaun ? (@sheismeblogs) January 12, 2019
12.
I had really low self esteem throughout school and now when any guy shows me he’s interested I think he’s setting me up?
— Ash-Li?™️ (@Ashlingling_918) January 7, 2019
13.
I speed when I go over bridges just Incase that mf want to collapse.
— Ja'shon (@jashonfelder) January 8, 2019
14.
I do personal bets with myself like if I’m about to throw something in the trash I say “ok if I make this me and my gf will get married one day”.
— Caramel Macchiato (@A1Kaycakez) January 7, 2019
15.
I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers .
— Red (@Redness427) January 8, 2019
So what’s your weirdest impulse?
You can tell us… we’ll only tell everybody.