Have you gone around the globe yet to see the seven wonders of the ancient world or whatever? Probably not because that’s crazy expensive and I’m pretty sure a lot of them are gone.
Seems like a pretty teasing system to have all these wonders talked up to us so much when they’re so inaccessible, yanno? That’s why I propose a new system. Let’s just find some interesting internet pictures and call THEM wonders of the world, that way they can be shared far and wide and accessed easily by all.
We’ll start with these from Reddit. They seem pretty weird.
15. The Mantis Nest
Well that’s a semi-adorable little piece of nope right there.
14. The Poo Horror
They walk among us – do not be fooled.
13. The Easy Rider
This immediately feels like it would not work.
12. The Snake of Goodwill
It’s like a reverse Garden of Eden situation.
11. The Golden Edge
I didn’t even know such a thing was real…the stuff of legends.
10. The Cat of No
In spirit, this is what all cats are telling us.
9. The Button Woman
She doesn’t look too happy about getting her picture taken.
8. The Dobby Grave
I can’t tell if this is creepy or cute.
7. Cicada Cicada
It’s life imitating art imitating life.
6. The Straight Banana
I’m not saying anything, because it would just get erased by my editor.
5. The Sedan Gang
What are they here for? What doom do they portend?
4. Bleeding Hearts
Make that an emo album cover and watch the money roll in.
3. The Hotlines
How much do you think each one paid for that?
2. Meals to Go
Like, REALLY go.
1. Smol Frog
If there were a plague of these, it might not be so bad.
What a whirlwind of a tour!
What would you nominate to be a new wonder of the world?
Tell us in the comments.