As a very unexceptional straight white dude, there’s not a lot of times I feel like my answers or input is truly needed lately.
But then I came across this prompt on Ask Reddit:
“Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered?”
My time has come. I will try to answer these apparently burning questions, most of which are about genitals.
1. Float unless it’s cold and compact.
Does your dong float or sink in water?
2. Yes, it can cause trouble.
Do you feel weird when someone sits on your lap because of uh…you know :0
3. Everybody loves a pretty face!
How much does having a nice face matter?
Especially in a long-term partner?
how the f*ck does it feel to c*m out semen
5. Before? No. After? Yes.
When you go to the bathroom, do you wash your hands before taking your d*ck out to pee?
6. Nah, go for it.
Is it weird to grab your *ss during sex? I just want to help… guide it?? Lol
7. There’s really no need.
Why don’t you have to wipe when you pee??
There’s absolutely NO need at all??
Not even a little dab??
8. I think if it were that cold you’d be dead from exposure.
If you nut in the freezing cold, does your c*m freeze mid-shot?
9. I have mixed feelings about it.
For the guys who didn’t get to choose to have a circumcision, are you mad at the people who chose for you when you were a baby?
10. It’s a bit like stopping a sneeze, but far more within one’s control.
When we ask you to stop, for whatever reason, how much effort does it take?
11. About the sex that I’m having.
what do you actually think during sex?
12. Random thoughts come and go, they don’t mean anything.
Do you fantasize about other women when in a relationship?
13. On rare occasion a little something might spark.
Being totally straight, do you ever feel slightest attraction towards other guys sometimes?
14. The look is an impulse, the stare is just being rude.
Why do you stare at boobs? Like I get looking at something you think is attractive, but why STARE, it makes women uncomfortable.
Has every guy at some point in time tried to suck their own dong or is this just fiction.
Well, I hope that cleared up a few things.
What questions do you have for people?
Tell us in the comments.