There are many days when the internet is all serious, being used to fight sexism or racism, talking about impeaching the leader of the free world, supporting Taylor Swift to the death, or the like.
And then other days someone asks “what quote could be most improved by adding ‘here, in the middle of this Olive Garden’ to the end of it, and well…I kind of love the world even more now.
15. We believe you can finish that bowl of noodles, son.
“Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them, here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
14. No Nazis in Olive Garden.
“We shall go on to the end.
We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
13. May I see it?
Aurora Borealis? Here? At this time of year? Localized entirely here, in the middle of this Olive Garden?
12. It seems likely this is already a real quote.
“Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a Bitch, here, in the middle of this Olive Garden?”
11. It’s basically the Rubicon.
The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! Here, in the middle of this Olive Garden!
10. At least there are endless breadsticks.
I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me, here, in the middle of this Olive Garden!
9. Don’t invite Liam Neeson to Olive Garden.
“If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
8. Hubba hubba.
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
7. No one can resist the lure.
Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of sh^t and came out clean on the other side here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.
6. You’d better make me an offer I can’t refuse.
You come to me here, and you ask me for a favor, on this; the day of my daughter’s wedding here in the middle of this Olive Garden?
5. And no one even noticed.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
4. TONIGHT WE DINE.
“Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine here, in the middle of this Olive Garden!”
AHOO, AHOO, AHOO
3. Right here in this bowl of salad!
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die here, in the middle of this Olive Garden!”
2. Now that is just the truth.
“As God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.”
1. Don’t underestimate the power of those breadsticks.
It’s over anakin, I have the high ground, here in the middle of this Olive Garden
I want to keep playing this game forever.
Give us some more good ones in the comments.