I present to you a bountiful harvest of incredibly funny tweets about totally random subjects.

You will laugh. I promise.

1. Pretty much

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2. Don’t even try

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3. Uh oh

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4. THEY WERE

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5. You’re free to go

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6. Not bad at all

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7. Anything for insurance

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8. Classy

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9. Every movie ever made

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10. Official history

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11. A good hill

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12. That’s all you need

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13. Hmmmm

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14. Not good traits

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15. We’re done here

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I know funny, and those are funny.