“Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery
Breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that
Can’t you read the sign?”
That’s a song you’ve probably heard by The Five Man Electrical Band. I had to google that because I had no idea who actually created that tune and now that I know, I still don’t know.
In any case, turns out they were prophetic, because there are signs EVERYWHERE. They’re all over the place. And some of them are like, hilarious. Just look at these, via Reddit.
15. Dance therapy
I would follow this man anywhere and back. He even accepts bitcoin!
14. Absolute trash
Gotta love a workplace that is honest with you.
13. A sign of the times
Better run, the cops are coming now.
12. The hour approaches
So you’ve just got like, what, a daily mini-purge going on?
11. Non-smoking area
Sorry, you’re welcome.
10. Getting warmer
Be as selfish as you want, just know there are gonna be consequences.
9. Once the food is give it to you
I feel like this is an early Foo Fighters song or something.
8. Pro tip
Way too many of y’all only started doing this recently.
7. Crying is not an emergency
Says you, you don’t know what I’ve been through.
6. Year in review
You know that this sign, ironically, got them bad reviews.
5. Milkshake boundaries
And they’re like, it’s better than yours.
4. Donut do it
They’re very skittish creatures.
3. Stay away
Hahaha “when,” that’s hilarious.
2. Spread the love
It’s just a new way of looking at things, you know.
1. Signs of miserable joy
The misanthrope lives on.
I think the fact that you’ve scrolled to the bottom is a sign that we’re done now.
Which sign is your favorite?
Tell us in the comments.