What’s your major, bro? Is it business, bro?
I kid, I kid. Every college major can be easy to make fun of and they all have their certain quirks, but today we’re focusing on the business folks out there.
We apologize in advance, but it had to happen at some point.
Enjoy!
1. Don’t want to miss that.
Business majors be like my LinkedIn is due this Friday
— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) November 4, 2019
2. It’s been a long day.
Business majors after a long day of carrying an empty briefcase… pic.twitter.com/BMCWZx3Lbr
— svrl (@dotSeveral) November 27, 2018
3. So you’re trying to say there’s no studying involved?
https://twitter.com/harihomie/status/1169853135411564545
4. They’re out there…
https://twitter.com/blacksheep_vt/status/1014902231479578624
5. Are you sure about that?
https://twitter.com/TRAW2RAW/status/701865902640230400
6. A class war.
The STEM majors and the non STEM majors need to put aside their differences and unite to take down the real enemy- the bourgeoise business majors
— Mayor of Rack City (@TatumLikeJayson) December 7, 2017
7. Hahahaha. That’s pretty good.
business majors be like ugh i have being republican due this friday 😪
— prettier jesus (@bxsel) October 29, 2019
8. It speaks to them.
No one:
Business majors: my favorite movie is Wolf of Wall Street because I like having sex with money and doing cocaine
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) March 7, 2019
9. They’re behind it.
business majors started the student athletes vs STEM majors vs humanities war bc capitalism forces unnecessary competition
— ok (@slugcharmer) March 18, 2017
10. Better be a good one.
https://twitter.com/prolevoron/status/1189932813199405056
11. Come again?
No one:
Business majors today: yeah so we have this 4-hour case study in a class called GBA 490 you’ve probably heard about it— Scat (@scatfloyd) April 19, 2019
12. That’s the deadline.
https://twitter.com/okaishawty/status/1189641725360295936
13. It’s gonna get ugly.
https://twitter.com/ryanyeetz/status/912473551541817344
14. She crunched the numbers.
https://twitter.com/ariesgodmother/status/1120499625578967042
15. Truth bomb!
https://twitter.com/RegularMorgan/status/812445608359378946
Were you a business major? Or perhaps you focused on something else?
Either way, make fun of your college major in the comments and make us happy!