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15 Tweets About God Creating Stuff

I have many favorite internet things, but chief among the top faves are funny tweets. Because if Twitter is good for anything, it’s people saying crazy sh^t to get a response. And sometimes those things are hilarious. Thankfully, this is one of those times.

And the best part? You don’t have to believe in god. Or gods. Or gravity. But you should believe in that last thing because it’s real.

Okay, let’s go…

1. They haz defenssss!

https://twitter.com/Dahmerscookpot/status/732543463498059778

2. Also, make it completely unreasonable…

3. AND, make it delicious, but only once a year…

4. Dead sexy…

5. But but but…

6. But are they angry or just misunderstood?

https://twitter.com/pentyfuma/status/668189904153612288

7. You done f*cked up eagle!

8. Make it taste like suntan lotion…

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1091878401076383746

9. No bones?! Well f*ck…

10. LOL, okay god…

11. Seems legit…

12. God be lit that day!

https://twitter.com/pentyfuma/status/585656921962721281

13. Also, will kill you and not give AF…

14. Makes sense…

15. No! You can’t have them!

https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/715531700906778627

Well bless my soul! Those were funny AF!