Remember what you dressed up for on Halloween?
Yeah you do.
Or you remember you just did not give a single f*ck and stayed at home and at all that candy yourself?
Yeah you do.
Either way, you’re hungry for these tweets by the ladies of Twitter who make us all laugh.
Read. Laugh. Repeat. In that order.
1. I’m Rick James, bitch!
Here is my mother as Rick James for Halloween . I’m yellinggggg😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/U10chlFC2q
— NoName. (@LaTriiis) November 1, 2019
2. Imma gonna have nightmares about Heidi Klum for a WHILE…
https://twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/status/1190316267162308608
3. Every. Single. Year.
https://twitter.com/sarahsholder/status/1189227285364314115
4. You think I’m disappointed… but I’m not.
getting a “can we reschedule” text right before leaving the house pic.twitter.com/vnlpriaFZS
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) October 29, 2019
5. Hahaha… you can’t kill GOLF!
horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed
“what was that?”
“oh my god Jessica it’s GOLF”— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) October 29, 2019
6. Ok this is funny because it’s so true.
You know how when a child is cranky, we always say "oh, they're hungry" or "oh, they're tired" and then we feed them or put them to bed, and then they're much better?
It's the same for us adults.
— Gennifer Hutchison (@GennHutchison) October 30, 2019
7. Bitch… you best watch yourself!
This teapot is giving me attitude pic.twitter.com/sGm6hxsB3M
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 27, 2019
8. Burn the mailbox down immediately.
https://twitter.com/rgay/status/1189671914333069312
9. Leave me alone hooman…
https://twitter.com/camilalissethh/status/1187809107903827968
10. You’ll never feel dumber…
Shout out to all the couples who have to have a serious argument in full costume tonight
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) November 1, 2019
11. Caught green handed!
https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/1188585715308941318
12. That COULD have ended badly…
https://twitter.com/emilyvgordon/status/1190217106375290880
13. That checks out!
my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.
— ¢orie (@corietjohnson) October 30, 2019
14. Hey, somebody had to tell him!
https://twitter.com/heyitsmeAlliB/status/1190285602404675584
15. I am now an AMAZING chef AND wine expert…
https://twitter.com/TheRachelFisher/status/1188965667057233921
Alright funyuns! You read them tweets and you laughed the heartiest laughs imaginable. Because that’s what we do right after Halloween. What else is there to do and look forward to?
Oh, Thanksgiving and the other holidays where we get things? Gotcha. I forgot…