If your day needs making, well, we’ve got an idea – how about some funny tweets from the always-funny women on Twitter?
Women’s tweets are among my favorites (see also: parent tweets, dad tweets, tweets about dogs), and I think these 15 will absolutely put a smile on your face.
15. Oh… you’re supposed to actually go???
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
— Tony Starch (@_CakeBawse) January 15, 2020
14. Why would you get dressed on a Sunday?
My favorite part of Sunday is changing from my house sweatshirt to my going out sweatshirt then back to my house sweatshirt
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 12, 2020
13. You have to have a nice ratio of all three.
There are three kinds of pajamas: the ones you actually sleep in, the ones you wear only when you’re trying to be sexy, and the ones you wear to the grocery store
— Addison Peacock (@Addison_Peacock) January 15, 2020
12. How dare you trick the rest of us into doing it, too?
To the women who make bangs look good: How dare you
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 13, 2020
11. Yeah, that really happened.
https://twitter.com/geekylonglegs/status/1214633978398957573
10. Ma’am, we can’t let you leave without paying for those 10 extra pieces of chicken.
Can’t stand a Chipotle worker who gotta scream “extra chicken” down the line. How does it feel being the feds? 🙄
— Permanently Remote (@Lee_Carrie) December 9, 2019
9. They’re clearly living their best lives, not keeping food fresh for three weeks until I throw it away.
Wherever all my Tupperware lids are, I truly hope that they are happy
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) May 1, 2019
8. The power of a good bean.
[drinking a cup of coffee for 3 minutes temporarily forgetting about every other part of my life]
things are really going great for me— sweatpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) January 16, 2020
7. How else will I know what to watch next?
it should be illegal for netflix to start playing previews of scary murder shows when i am simply on the homepage trying to decide on a romcom
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) January 16, 2020
6. I felt uncomfortable just reading this tweet.
I love seeing people panic at karaoke when they realize how long & repetitive their song is. Will I be singing My Sharona forever?! Their eyes plead
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 7, 2020
5. This made me snort-laugh.
Guy I’m hooking up with: stop telling your friends about us
Me to my friends: anyway then he referred to us as “us”
— princesscryanna (@princesscryanna) January 18, 2020
4. It’s relatable no matter who you are, imho.
The Golden Girls is the most relatable TV show for a millenial, as I too will be renting with several roommates until I'm 80
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 30, 2019
3. We are (rightfully) never going to stop being angry.
topanga really turned down a scholarship to yale to follow her high school boyfriend to a local state school pic.twitter.com/mEg1VeF9w8
— no (@zedonarrival) December 28, 2019
2. I’m just going to sit this right down.
men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women
— Arely (@arelygabriela_) January 13, 2020
1. Because Rachel was wearing them!
https://twitter.com/taylor_ortega/status/1215461098373046272
I don’t know about you, but I definitely feel like that was a good use of my time!
What are you favorite types of Twitters lists to browse? Let us know in the comments so we can cater to your whims!