In the spirit of education, we bring you #WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen – a hashtag meant to enlighten men on all manner of things they might think they know about women but totally don’t.
Be prepared – some of these are graphic but you know.
So is life.
15. Treat women like people. How novel!
https://twitter.com/SLYTHXRINVRO/status/1170247426671828993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1170247426671828993&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fwhat-men-dont-know-about-women-twitter%2Fjenniferstill%2F
14. This made me laugh but also it’s true.
#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen if you get her undressed and her bra and panties match, you weren't the one planning on sex. pic.twitter.com/wNit3kQ6PB
— 🍄тяιηкεтfαιяy🌸 (@CryptidNearby) September 6, 2019
13. The law of the getting laid land.
https://twitter.com/jessica_tadaa/status/1170104472867131392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1170104472867131392&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fwhat-men-dont-know-about-women-twitter%2Fjenniferstill%2F
12. Just because your shampoo costs $5…
https://twitter.com/Roxanne18888374/status/1170107590535241728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1170107590535241728&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fwhat-men-dont-know-about-women-twitter%2Fjenniferstill%2F
11. The more you know.
#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen:
The majority of women get diarrhoea on their period. Period poops are no joke. They’re very very real.— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019
10. This list is a good place to start.
A Women should not have to fix you.
A women is not responsible for how YOU handle the breakup.
A Women doesn't owe you shit if you buy her a drink or flowers that was your decision
when a women tells you NO it means no. Not keep trying #WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen— LUPE⁷ 🌙☀️ (@hobimysuncx) September 7, 2019
9. It’s shocking, right?
We’re humans.
We have bodily functions.
We sweat and swear and smell.
We’re just as aggressive, just as angry — we’ve just been conditioned to never show it.
We (many of us) like sex MORE than you
We’re JUST FUCKING HUMANS
— MockingbirdNation supports Unions (@tgshepherdvan) September 7, 2019
8. Flowers die in a few days, after all.
Fuck flowers, give me wine and a vibrator. #WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen
— CK (@charley_ck14) September 6, 2019
7. Gifts are low on some women’s love language lists.
https://twitter.com/SarahO9922/status/1170133647095205888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1170133647095205888&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fwhat-men-dont-know-about-women-twitter%2Fjenniferstill%2F2%2F
6. It’s a simple thing but it would make us so happy.
https://twitter.com/jessica_tadaa/status/1170105352920150017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1170105352920150017&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwokesloth.com%2Fwhat-men-dont-know-about-women-twitter%2Fjenniferstill%2F2%2F
5. Also we watch a lot of murder shows.
#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen
Whatever you think about our investigative skills probably doesn’t do our skills justice. A woman can find your ex-girlfriends photo, your current address, the name of your mother, and your blood type, if you give her enough time.— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019
4. Why is this such a hard thing to understand?
When we are mad and are talking about how pissed off we are we do not want you to fix it. We want you to be as annoyed as we are as a form of support. #WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen pic.twitter.com/xlhzPC8utA
— Dinges (@call_me_dinges) September 7, 2019
3. “Don’t do it.” Boom.
We find out everything so if you don’t want us to know about it then don’t do it.
#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen pic.twitter.com/oHoJqWp97x— 𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓮 ✌🏻❤️🎵 (@dirtroaddiva1) September 6, 2019
2. I mean if you care about those things.
#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen:
For a lot of us, our emotions and sexual urges are intertwined. When we feel secure and loved we want to have sex more frequently, we’re more experimental, and way more mentally involved. Treating us well makes sex 10 times better for us and you.— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019
1. Yeah we’re not buying your innocent act.
We respect you a lot more if you keep it 💯 up front! If you want a relationship say that, if you want to just fuck say that, don’t play with a mf thats how bitches end up doing crazy shit and men love to be like “I dOnT kNoW WhAt mAdE hEr cRaZy” #WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen pic.twitter.com/NJWYOjTVch
— St.Louis’s Hottest (@jazmyndidit) September 6, 2019
I love each and every one of these truths and I hope men everywhere are scrolling!
What would you add, ladies? Men, did any of these surprise you?