If you’ve worked in the service industry, you know how infuriating customers can be sometimes. They’re rude, pushy and they step WAY over their boundaries.

And maybe as a customer you have no idea how annoying you are. Well, it’s time to listen up. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS, EVER.

1. Complain that Ranch isn’t free

2. Play with your napkins and sugar packets

3. Say how well you’re going to tip once the meal is over

4. Sit on the same side of the table as your date instead of across from them

5. Make a million special requests

6. Send your food back after you’ve made those 1 million requests

7. Talk about being gluten free and then order a beer

8. Tip badly because the food wasn’t great

9. Say “I hated it!” as a joke even though you ate everything like an animal

10. Staying at your table forever after you’re done eating

11. Asking for a table right before closing

12. Complaining about the food after you ate all of it

13. Trying to make small talk when the server is obviously busy

14. Asking for your drink to be “strong”

15. Snapping your fingers at a server. DON’T DO IT

Now go eat and be courteous!