We know it’s been a tough week already. You’re probably reading this on a Tuesday, so Monday has already come and gone… and let’s not even talk about Monday anymore.
Heck, maybe it’s Wednesday and you’re feeling that weekend coming on. How great is the weekend going to be?
But right now, we’re in the week and you need to laugh. So laugh you shall!
1. What a POS this guy was…
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory pic.twitter.com/90KY9ghANs
— TENNESSEE JED (@cumberlandbluez) April 22, 2019
2. That’s a unique relationship…
my 6’2 gf and i got into a really bad argument today so she picked me up and put me on top of this dresser as a punishment ? pic.twitter.com/hZEkO6GyFw
— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) July 22, 2019
3. Drem bout me wen u sleeps!
“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera” pic.twitter.com/DDhP0OweoW
— luis navarro (@stluis_htx) July 22, 2019
4. What monsters do…
The deodorant is not done until the plastic shreds my armpits. This is not up for discussion.
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) July 21, 2019
5. Three times coconut!
Some of y’all need to spell coconut with y’all tooth brush
— JayP (@_jpoirier) July 24, 2019
6. Oh, you responsible now??
“I would rather stay in then go party every weekend” pic.twitter.com/WhNjjpNeNV
— ?????? (@SevanCruz) July 26, 2019
7. Snugs, not drugs.
being little spoon go crazy, have shorty on yo back like a lil jetpack
— You Matter Hoodies Return in September (@DemetriusHarmon) July 27, 2019
8. Yes. You can all follow me now…
When your teacher uses ur assignment as an example for what to do right https://t.co/Pc5oh2p96T
— ??? (@stfuIol) July 26, 2019
9. lol… this bish!
me when work is a horror movie pic.twitter.com/3r1zUS3hce
— Eva Victor (@evaandheriud) July 26, 2019
10. Genuinely spooky!
why does this dog look like richard gere pic.twitter.com/XLylaBofPQ
— nevona (@nevona) July 24, 2019
11. Haha… k….
— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) July 25, 2019
12. Maybe she just has a lot of fans in Albania?
i did not just see a tweet abt this person thinking albanians were jessica alba stans pic.twitter.com/7MPuo6OUaT
— s (@silanigans) July 24, 2019
13. More conjugating. Less hating.
danny devito danny devitamos
danny devitas danny devitáis
danny devita danny devitan— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) July 24, 2019
14. Yeah, that’ll work…
texting my crush “hey infant” instead of baby so that they know i’m smart and regularly use my thesaurus
— ? (@stfubryann) July 24, 2019
15. That’s good, right????
crying pic.twitter.com/amDsAUbm1H
— kate (@kaiteasley) July 24, 2019
16. My work here is done…
An update on the account you reported is available. pic.twitter.com/NHUXdcgOzs
— ✷???????✷ (@trapcry) July 24, 2019
Ahhhh, that feels better, right?
Good night.