Hey kids! Do you like to sleep? Then have I got a post for you!
Some of us knew the magic of multiple, heavy blankets, but then some genius decided that they would just make ONE blanket heavy and sell it for a lot of money. And this is why we’re not rich. Because we can’t think big.
So now weighted blankets are a thing and the internet is in serious lurv with them.
Do you need one? After this, you might…
1. Gurl…. same!
My therapist keeps trying to get me to go on dates and girl, I just…
I have a weighted blanket.
— Bev (@bevtgooden) October 23, 2018
2. Okay, let’s wrap it up!
Me walking into the movie theater with my weighted blanket. https://t.co/lJkHX6t8Qo
— ? (@ChristineFox) November 6, 2018
3. And yeah, society shuns this sort of thing so… weighted blanket
sometimes my weighted blanket just isn’t doing enough and I really need a 160 pound man to come and lay on me for a bit but I think it’s frowned upon to ask a friend to come fall asleep on top of u so i’m SOL
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 5, 2019
4. This is what we’re saying! This is the whole point of this post!
if i wrap my weighted blanket around me just right it feels like a relationship
— Chris Salvatore (@CSalvatore) January 8, 2019
5. Just do it a thousand times in one day and you’ll be good
Adult life tip: if you have a weighted blanket, making your bed is now exercise that doesn’t require a trip to the gym ?
— Brendan Riordan (@concernecus) December 17, 2018
6. Sounds legit. Do not disturb.
bought a weighted blanket so don’t talk to me mainly because i can’t pull my hands out of it to text you back
— kat™️ (@whackkat) November 23, 2018
7. That’s going to be a strange year tho…
My cross-training program of 2019 consists entirely of me moving my weighted blanket from room to room. ????♀️
— Andrea Barber (@andreabarber) January 12, 2019
8. I love that these people think they’re gonna get in shape. Cute.
I toss and turn all night, so I bought a weighted blanket so I can at least get a workout in the process.
— ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴡ ᴋᴏʀᴘɪ (@kwkorpi) January 3, 2019
9. Seventy-five
How many blankets do you have to pile on until it becomes a weighted blanket?
— Boozemunkee (@boozemunkee) February 4, 2019
10. Bitchin’
My 2019 so far: I ordered myself a weighted blanket and made myself matzo ball soup. If that isn’t making 2019 my bitch, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) January 3, 2019
11a. This one… it gets better…
Weighted blankets are awesome all year round.
But yo. In crisp fall evening weather? With the window cracked?
MY BLANKET SNAPPED.
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
11b. Wakanda forever!
Nigga. I used my weighted blanket last night.
I think I broke the space-time continuum.
I entered the fourth dimension.
I went back into the womb like Tyrese in Baby Boy.
I entered the ancestral plane.
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
11c. Now that’s a dream!
I had four different dreams last night without waking up. One just seamlessly transitioned into the next.
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
11d. Work it!
I slept so deeply that I was late for work today.
I WORK FROM HOME
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
11e. Maybe it is, tho…
I overslept because my weighted blanket told me it was Saturday.
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
11f. Tweet sleep…
I might still be sleeping right now. I don’t know anymore.
— Carry-it Thugman (@vinabean) October 26, 2018
12. That’s not how it works!!
weighted blanket but it’s actually just a pile of dogs draped over me
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 10, 2019
13. How about both?
Do I want to fall in love or do I just need a weighted blanket
— Stephanie Kaylor (@sm_kaylor) February 3, 2019
14. Stack those priorities up appropriately…
I finally caved and bought an expensive weighted blanket and yeah I’m still in debt but now I’m in debt under a weighted blanket and I have to tell you, it’s better.
— bitvonhopscotch⚡️ (@bitvonhopscotch) June 29, 2018
15. I enjoy your specificity. More pls. Thx.
A weighted blanket but in the shape of a body pillow with a dad bod.
— ??Canadian Beaver?? (@CanadianBeave13) January 4, 2019
16. Hacking the system!
I was going to buy a weighted blanket but then I just piled all my clean laundry onto my bed and crawled under it to sleep
checkmate, capitalism
— Bad News Jump (@JodiesJumpsuit) February 2, 2019
17. And, of course, Lena Dunham has way too much to say and we’re already bored.
This is an update from under my weighted blanket. A little sweaty and I’m adjusting to feeling pinned to the bed by my blanket and having to crawl out from under it like it’s an old Jeep. That being said, I’m relaxed!!!
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) October 9, 2018
Good night!