If there’s one thing women know, it’s that there’s an as$hole around every corner. And if there’s one thing women on Twitter know, it’s that there are ten as$holes around every corner, and a corner around every hashtag.

I think you’ll find that these 18 tweets reflect that sentiment loud and clear.

1. Assigned seating. Oh goodie.

2. You get a bee, and YOU get a bee, and YOU GET A BEE!!!

3. I’m basically always on the verge of throwing fishes…

4. Hey guy, I know you!

5. When blood pouring out of your vagina isn’t enough…

6. Like SUPER personal.

7. Woman sand ftw!

8. Same.

9. Yep.

10. CONSPIRACY

11. Slay, Mama.

12. Typical.

13. Is that a promise, or…?

14. “You mean ask permission???!”

15. Ya don’t say!

16. Too accurate. Wayyyy too accurate.

17. ‘You’re already built to withstand pain, so…’

19. So there. WOMAN.

Ugh. I’m exhausted now. Please excuse me while I go vomit.