If there’s one thing women know, it’s that there’s an as$hole around every corner. And if there’s one thing women on Twitter know, it’s that there are ten as$holes around every corner, and a corner around every hashtag.

I think you’ll find that these 18 tweets reflect that sentiment loud and clear.

1. Assigned seating. Oh goodie.

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2. You get a bee, and YOU get a bee, and YOU GET A BEE!!!

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3. I’m basically always on the verge of throwing fishes…

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4. Hey guy, I know you!

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5. When blood pouring out of your vagina isn’t enough…

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6. Like SUPER personal.

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7. Woman sand ftw!

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8. Same.

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9. Yep.

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10. CONSPIRACY

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11. Slay, Mama.

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12. Typical.

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13. Is that a promise, or…?

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14. “You mean ask permission???!”

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15. Ya don’t say!

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16. Too accurate. Wayyyy too accurate.

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17. ‘You’re already built to withstand pain, so…’

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19. So there. WOMAN.

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Ugh. I’m exhausted now. Please excuse me while I go vomit.