If there’s one thing women know, it’s that there’s an as$hole around every corner. And if there’s one thing women on Twitter know, it’s that there are ten as$holes around every corner, and a corner around every hashtag.
I think you’ll find that these 18 tweets reflect that sentiment loud and clear.
1. Assigned seating. Oh goodie.
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2. You get a bee, and YOU get a bee, and YOU GET A BEE!!!
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3. I’m basically always on the verge of throwing fishes…
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4. Hey guy, I know you!
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5. When blood pouring out of your vagina isn’t enough…
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6. Like SUPER personal.
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7. Woman sand ftw!
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8. Same.
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9. Yep.
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10. CONSPIRACY
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11. Slay, Mama.
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12. Typical.
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13. Is that a promise, or…?
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14. “You mean ask permission???!”
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15. Ya don’t say!
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16. Too accurate. Wayyyy too accurate.
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17. ‘You’re already built to withstand pain, so…’
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19. So there. WOMAN.
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Ugh. I’m exhausted now. Please excuse me while I go vomit.