It’s no secret that tabloids are insane. Just like clickbait ads, they present the most shocking statements possible so you won’t be able to look away.
But some of these demand an immediate explanation. Especially the British ones. Sheesh.
1. Important question
2. Wait…
3. UGH trees are such high maintenance cuz they always have wood
4. Tracy!
5. ‘IT WAS POO’ … O__O
6. Ok then.
7. Hmmm… I wonder
8. She’s always baked though
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9. Peppa Pig has destroyed plenty of people – what makes you so special
10. Tell us, Jeff.
11. WOW. Don’t ever piss off Linda. Jesus.
12. This comes as a surprise, or…?
13. Good chat.
14. How would you even know that
15. ‘Mr. Checked Shirt’? AYFKM
16. PSYCHO
17. OK THAT’S ENOUGH
18. I am too at this point
19. That’s probably best for everyone
You know what? I changed my mind. I don’t want an explanation. For any of it.
Just forget I said anything.