19 Tumblr Posts to Give You a Bigger Brain

Whenever someone asks me why I like Tumblr, I always reply that Tumblr is pretty much all the things.

Surf around for a while and you’ll come across basically anything you can imagine (with one notable exception following the site’s change in ownership…RIP Tumblr bo*bies.)

Whatever you’re interested in, whatever you’re musing about, rest assured there’s a whole mess of people on Tumblr ready and willing to muse along with you. And taking these posts in are sure to give you a bigger brain.

19. Double d detachment

Get ready for some very confused looks.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/grandpaq/172902391508/imagine-being-able-to-detach-your-titties-before

18. Cat lady

Yep that’s it that’s what cat ownership is.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/landofgay/94210909542/hotbritishguyspluscats-i-dont-think-ive-ever

17. A whole new world

Give me some of that sultry sultan.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/pissvortex/92773416424/michaxl-strawberryghostie-michaxl-why-is

16. Making the cut

He’s mowing down angels now.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/youbetter-runlike-thedevil/28322538151/stormpooper-zooeyclairedeschanel-stop

15. On the record

What is happening? Also, why is happening?

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/toodirtyforyourowngood/70025820151/is-this-how-lesbian-sex-works

14. Evolution

He’s doing his best, you bully.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/the-average-gatsby/64138193491/snorlax-you-fat-motherfucker-it-took-you-fifteen

13. The pirate bay

I fought the law, and I kicked its ass.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/kuueater/58316592350

12. Smooth operator

Love letters don’t need to be long.

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11. Heat advisory

That’s gonna be a big nope from me, dawg.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/phlorealcalicanto/160530319289/when-people-ask-you-to-do-anything-outside-during

10. Keeping score

Things aren’t looking great for you, bruh.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/ikimaru/134219548510/clearssong-he-has-a-shots-fired-notebook

9. The scariest thing of all

Psh, OK, let’s reign it in a little, dude.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/setheverman/152114838273/earthdad-someone-what-do-you-want-to-be-for

8. They tried to make me go to rehab

And I just said my own name over and over.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/william-snekspeare/94475087608/vlkodlak-fals3-words-fall-d3ad-bellossom

7. Classy glassy

Gotta wine and dine myself.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/cravings/84363452406/me-whenever-i-drink-something-from-a-wine-glass

6. He’s making a list

I’d like to just opt out of Santa’s surveillance program altogether, thank you.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/muffinrag/70767225116/today-my-dad-was-singing-christmas-carols-in-the

5. Oh deer

I’m mostly just gonna hang around, probably.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/royal-mortician/178537603961/17yr-adults-what-are-your-plans-for-the

4. Justice is served

Anything is better than living with this…

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/bapouro/148030246432/flanneldragon-trickytwitch-me-turns-up-to

3. A page of history

I used to have the biggest crush on Ellen Page and this just makes me love her more.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/prokopetz/177889198367/kyrkovisan-rubyfruitjumble-srmxy-ellen

2. Gotta grab ’em all

Ash, I had no idea you were such a badass.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/gooberjam/64301470484/ruinedchildhood-gta-pallet-town

1. Living on the edge

Cats are mysterious and powerful and frankly beyond our human understanding.

See morehttps://www.tumblr.com/dovley/29772149003/foxyplaydate-notyoudonut-my-cat-sleeps-in

Now that’s the kind of mishmash of nonsense the internet was created for.

Gotta give it up for the brave creators of Tumblr, spilling their thoughts for all to see, and to treasure. You keep doin’ you, Humans of Tumblr.

What kind of content do you go to Tumblr for?

Tell us in the comments.