Fam, if you can’t relate to the following 19 tweets, you’re a better person than I and you have your life together completely. So congratulations… I guess.
For the rest of us, you know what’s up!
Let’s get to it!
19. I just want to see my cousin. That is all. Thank you.
Me at a family event waiting for my favourite cousin to show up pic.twitter.com/oXUYV51nZX
— THANOS SZN (@YungahJackson) April 24, 2018
18. Gas smells good!
me at the gas station: pic.twitter.com/Az90kTtcIH
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) April 28, 2018
17. I had things to do…
Me finally texting “my bad I knocked out ???” at 5:43pm the next day. pic.twitter.com/HpHURWObiS
— ?????? ?. (@DarrelKennedy) April 29, 2018
16. It’s not just guys…
guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue pic.twitter.com/c7FQqgDgov
— kat hasty (@kathasty) December 13, 2018
15. Life is too hard.
me after the smallest inconvenience pic.twitter.com/TuNNrlOzpg
— Arun Karra (@arunkarra_) April 24, 2018
14. Nawhhhh.
When someone you’re not that close with wants to try your drink and uses your straw… pic.twitter.com/9cj2aMhjo0
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) April 21, 2018
13. Imma bed going to now, k bye.
Friends at 2am: Let’s hit up another spot!
Me: pic.twitter.com/iI5nFv7Cb9
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 29, 2018
12. I need to eat!
*lecture starts at 9 AM & ends at 9:50*
*me at 9:43* pic.twitter.com/xFZ6E4CCia
— AJ (@ImAJBro) April 29, 2018
11. Walk away.
Her: *sends paragraph with multiple questions*
My thought process: pic.twitter.com/gs8uGVXkPF
— Pengeth✨ (@_Pengeth) April 29, 2018
10. Pretty good!
“How’s studying for finals going?” pic.twitter.com/BiO7UdfY4r
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) April 29, 2018
9. This. Right. Here.
“What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for money?”
Me: pic.twitter.com/9yf8OLT3mx
— ♉ May 6God ♉ (@DevinThe_Legend) April 29, 2018
8. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
when i click “submit payment” pic.twitter.com/xpsfaU058l
— ?????? (@jesuisgabbie) April 28, 2018
7. Turn it down!
when you was pressed for warm weather but forgot about how hot your room is at night pic.twitter.com/e2JlSIwZyS
— Syd (@sydneeW_) May 3, 2018
6. The gender wars are real.
when men have a cold vs when women are on their deathbeds pic.twitter.com/RJiTRAKgud
— hiba (@hibadiva) May 1, 2018
5. Struggs and drugs.
me choosing my outfit everyday pic.twitter.com/a39XMLw0vw
— satan (@vampiregaI) May 2, 2018
4. Hey. Hey. Hey.
when you waiting for bae to answer your facetime call pic.twitter.com/3zWm8KwhwE
— meez (@omeezy_) May 4, 2018
3. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Probably should stop.
Me at any bar all the time always pic.twitter.com/5E02Q9VKCf
— the house (@_tynock) May 6, 2018
2. Doggos over everything!
LET YOUR DOG STOP AND SMELL THINGS ON HIS WALK pic.twitter.com/k1YbpTpKHr
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 7, 2018
1. Nailed it!
When you lie on your resume and still get the job. pic.twitter.com/9cDBYYcleN
— Santiago Bernabe (@Ibarrrra) May 8, 2018
I don’t care what you say, gas smells good.
The end.