Alright, who among you have had a “friends with benefits” situation?
If so, you know it can be a physically satisfying setup, but not emotionally. And when somebody is literally inside of you (or vice versa), emotions do come up. And other complications.
Here are 20 stories of people who tried the FWB setup… and it’s not going so good.
1. Just let it go man. Let it go…
2. Isn’t that kind of the point?!
3. Yeah, that’s kind of how this stuff goes.
4. Open your mouth and allow words to come out.
5. Honesty is the best policy.
6. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Did you see that movie?!
7. Oh no… how horrible for you…
8. Yeah, that is a bit much.
9. Ruined? You sure about that?
10. No, you good.
11. Hmmm, not the outcome one would expect, but if it works, it works!
12. Hates is probably a strong word, yeah?
13. And!?!?!
14. Break. It. Off.
15. Haha, well, I bet that wasn’t uncomfortable or anything…
16. Probably.
17. Maybe he’s trying to convince himself?
18. Better luck next time!
19. Yeah, that’s not cool.
20. Oh, calm the f*ck down already.
If I’m being completely, brutally honest… I have no sympathy for any of those people.
When you agree to these kind of situations, you have to be ready for the fallout.
Otherwise, stay away from the genitals!