Ladies, I sincerely apologize for all my fellow males who send you really stupid and insulting text messages while trying to be sexy.

But these ladies don’t really need any help because they all responded in the perfect way.

Follow their lead…

1. That is weird

2. You know, your diversity

3. Nailed it

4. This is great

5. Bye

6. Sugcon

7. Not very bright

8. Hahahahaha

9. Bagina?

10. Perfect response

11. Mt. Fingers

12. Wait, what?

13. Just don’t answer

14. Ignore him

15. Red Lobster!

Adios, douchebags.