Don’t even try to top these funny texts. Your efforts are futile, so don’t bother, okay?
You’re allowed to enjoy these funny texts, though.
1. Frowns

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2. Short giraffe

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3. Fast fingers

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4. A huge crack

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5. Classic

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6. Gross

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7. Worm’s boy

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8. He’s a chef

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9. Sounds like a good time

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10. Yeah, why not…

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11. Red Lobster kisses

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12. Hahaha

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13. He’s a big guy

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14. Time to find a new place

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15. Send me pics

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16. Messin’ with ’em

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17. Over your head

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18. For the win!

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19. He does look polite

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20. Shrexy

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Top that.