Don’t even try to top these funny texts. Your efforts are futile, so don’t bother, okay?
You’re allowed to enjoy these funny texts, though.
1. Frowns
2. Short giraffe
3. Fast fingers
4. A huge crack
5. Classic
6. Gross
7. Worm’s boy
8. He’s a chef
9. Sounds like a good time
10. Yeah, why not…
11. Red Lobster kisses
12. Hahaha
13. He’s a big guy
14. Time to find a new place
15. Send me pics
16. Messin’ with ’em
17. Over your head
18. For the win!
19. He does look polite
20. Shrexy
Top that.