You consider yourself a foodie? Or do you like the greasy, sleazy stuff that’s bad for you?

Either way, if you’re a food lover and you look forward to eating above all else, these tweets are for you.

1. Survival

2. It’s important

3. One arm for the thigh

4. Go pick one up!

5. Role model

6. Greasy pants

7. A beautiful song

8. I’ve done this

9. Genius

10. Get back here!

11. Don’t do that

12. If this car’s a rockin’, don’t bother knockin’

13. What the f**k?!?!

14. I’ll take it

15. That’s what it’s really called

16. It’s working

17. Yes please

18. Seriously

19. Planet Earth

20. I need something else

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stuff my face.