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25 Posts That Will Make You a Tumblr Fan

Source: nashscribblings / bunnyfood / lehrastar / opalescentdragon on Tumblr

Tumblr is a wonderfully strange place filled with the kind of people who generally get insanely passionate about a few specific things.

It’s like a fan club, but for everything that exists.

The result is a series of beautifully, hilariously idiosyncratic posts that the rest of us get to scroll through and admire. It’s like listening in on a great conversation between people who have smoked just enough of the devil’s lettuce.

Take these random examples, for instance. They’re sure to turn you into a fan.

25. Easy, tiger

Big kitties make their own rules and we just gotta respect that.

https://www.tumblr.com/mloreley/138460084954/opalescentdragon-lehrastar-bunnyfood-get

24. Why oh Wyoming

Am I the only one who pictures this as some sort of slithering motion?

https://www.tumblr.com/rootsoftherevolution/134947983827/kiba2-dead-hey-what-are-you-doing

23. Don’t lose your head

There’s a fine line between love and hate.

https://www.tumblr.com/zellethegal/82967419034/laurassbutt-littoralbones-buttodenkirk

22. Not today, Satan

Cool cool cool, I’ll just go ahead and never swim again, thanks.

https://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/77161868328/fuckinglesbian-thorsies-having-seaweed-rub

21. Butter arm, though

Compared to my cooking skills you’re still doing great.

https://www.tumblr.com/illinoisbysufjanstevens/70211123337/roughrimjob-i-burned-like-%C2%BE-of-my-forearm-on

20. The dark lord rises

This is how you turn lemons into lemonade.

https://www.tumblr.com/admiralrainbow/62926371111/punned-i-get-bloody-noses-a-lot-and-i-can

19. Be careful what you wish for

Osamah here did their good deed for the day.

https://www.tumblr.com/sesh/53247485766/lvysaur-osamah-lvysaur-i-could-use-a-good

18. Maybe he’s born with it…

…♪♪ maybe it’s Mephistopheles. ♪♪

https://www.tumblr.com/monswoon/120611184943/0-memento-mori-0-glassbottledemon

17. Rock your face off

The only way to stop a bad guy with a crystal is a good guy with a crystal.

https://www.tumblr.com/morticious-delicious/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

16. My biggest fan

I want to see this happen but I also don’t want to experience it.

Photo Credit: Tumblr

15. I’ll eat you up, I love you so

I do threaten to lovingly kill my cat about 50 times a day…

https://www.tumblr.com/thatgirlnamedeleanor/112623780730/the-djentocalypse-mammamoon-do-you-ever-wonder

14. Bodacious botany

Is nobody even going to comment on the use of the word “blow” in this post?

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/178185444857/lunapics-churchyardgrim-jpfinch1

13. Take a chill pill

This is why these are prescription, kids.

https://www.tumblr.com/no-chill-at-all/147974539919/pizzaforpresident-i-went-to-a-party-once-and

12. Cutest fruitest

Now here’s something adorable we CAN eat.

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/99203341907/shodobear-stunningpicture-a-grape-wearing-a

11. Giddyup

This town ain’t big enough for the both of our mystical prowess, partner.

https://www.tumblr.com/dedalvs/169640932037/cowboys-are-witches-and-horses-are-their

10. Anticipation

“Hey where I can find some suspense?” “Oh, aisle 10.”

https://www.tumblr.com/pixlokita/120806645993/thatfunnyblog-and-what

9. Flair

“Thanks, I hate it.” – Jesus, probably

https://www.tumblr.com/reaumantic/175686155872/the-antique-store-i-went-to-had-a-bunch-of-these

8. Ethical conundrums

Who thinks of a question like this?

https://www.tumblr.com/waluigiology/54908866496/meladoodle-my-friend-once-asked-me-the-question

7. Through a different lens

This is how I feel when I really have trouble focusing.

https://www.tumblr.com/egberts/50611522756

6. !!!

It sounds like “AHH” but without the word.

https://www.tumblr.com/ten-and-donna/108916795622/walnutcrossing-has-a-sound-in-my-head

5. Title

Observation about post.

https://www.tumblr.com/enbykyloren/70033119540/vatican-cameos-hobbits-holmes-sweet-holmes

4. A valuable lesson

Literally anybody can say anything on the internet, don’t be dumb.

https://www.tumblr.com/actionables/105727457999/actionables-as-some-of-you-know-today-is

3. Cry-brate

At least have the decency to leave your kid in your pocket at the movie theater.

https://www.tumblr.com/phantomrose96/72832496038/demonhunting-officialannakendrick-could-you

2. Locked in

I can’t pay attention to all the attention I’m paying.

https://www.tumblr.com/dastroofen/115264575599/mindoftheunkind-muggleland-do-you-ever-do-that

1. Different perspectives

“FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH!”

https://www.tumblr.com/bakuradical/67918832992/zettaslowzettago-snarkpopotamus-every-time-i

Here’s a salute to all the strange denizens of Tumblr, blessing us with their odd thoughts and observations. The internet, and by extension the world, wouldn’t be the same without you.

What’s your favorite Tumblr post you’ve ever seen?

Tell us in the comments.