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30 Relationship Tweets That Will Totally Give You Heart Eyes

Trisha Leigh Ziegenhorn

You might think that relationship tweets are a dime a dozen, but as someone who has scrolled through more than her fair share, I can promise you that some of them really are a step above the rest.

We think these 30 are not only true and funny, but also sweet, and let me tell you, that’s always a winning combination.

30. It’s funny because it’s true.

Come on, men, even you think it’s funny.

29. It’s time to stand up to the man.

And stand up for the March sisters. Jo demands it.

28. It’s good to do one last check in.

A chicken exit before there’s an audience.

27. Those were…not the things I expected him to say.

You know you weren’t either.

https://twitter.com/itsmeheythere/status/1252220089023201280

26. They should be working hard all of the time I guess.

But also yes their fun is sort of also like middle schools being fun.

25. Straight men really need to make more of an effort.

Especially when sex is involved.

https://twitter.com/laraeparker/status/1254832680744611840

24. This is an absolutely amazing story.

I want to be friends with this totally awkward beauty.

23. No one sees a problem with this.

Not even the tax man.

22. I guess that’s my choice, yeah?

So mind ya business.

21. There’s a good chance their recommendations aren’t the best.

I’m sorry, it’s true.

20. Honesty is the best policy.

If you ask, you pay seems like a good practice to me.

19. It’s not what he said, but it’s what she heard.

It’s important to realize the disconnect in a marriage. Ha!

18. You guys this is funny I don’t care who you are.

Yes, even if you’re male. You know it’s true.

17. There’s no way to hide it.

Oh man, but he knows who he married.

16. His wife is ready to tackle this new challenge, then.

It’s far harder to educate a grown man than little kids.

15. There’s no need to finish that sentence.

He could say the same thing about you.

14. This is a very serious consideration.

Because it’s going to happen every single day.

https://twitter.com/jaynnedoe/status/1279187598381068295

13. Oh man I’ve felt this at different times in my life.

Just walk away from that spot, ladies.

12. It’s everyone’s favorite thing!

But actually it’s everyone’s least favorite thing.

11. That’s definitely the look.

Like a deer in the headlights.

10. But here we are, let’s make the best of it.

Lazy people stay married because divorce is a lot of work.

9. Bless his heart.

Seriously, what adult person living on their own does this?

8. I think this is a pipe dream but it’s nice.

They never do this to other men in their way why.

7. She’s trying to help you out here.

Bread is always a hot topic of conversation.

6. Well that image just changes everything.

I feel so betrayed by this cartoon bear.

5. Enjoy those moments, young’uns.

One day you will be way too hot or there will be a toddler between you.

4. Being single isn’t so bad.

Most of the time, anyway. Sometimes your feet are cold.

https://twitter.com/sejalluthra/status/1262891271733026818

3. This is the gift that keeps on giving.

I would have died laughing.

2. Then everything you make will be excellent.

And you can actually like your mother-in-law.

1. And then you use it as an excuse to never put anything away again.

I know how you think, men.

See what I mean? Couldn’t you just read tweets like these all day? I know I could.

What’s your very best relationship advice for the newbies out there? Lay it on us in the comments!