I’ve been trying to work out, but so far, it’s just not working out. And by that I mean I’m just not working out.
I’ve been trying to work out why my work toward workouts haven’t been working out, but so far it hasn’t worked.
Maybe if I work on working out some workout memes I can finally work out why my workouts don’t work out.
Are you tired of this schtick yet? You wanna get on with the memes? Yeah me too, let’s do it.
30. No excuses
I don’t understand people like this and I never will and I’m not sure if I want to.
29. Music to my ears
And it’s too awkward to ask them if they’ll play your murder podcast over the loudspeakers.
28. Tense situations
Good morning, dummy.
27. Day and night
Why can’t we just do the fun parts like everybody wants to?
26. The breast around
QUICKLY BEFORE THEY RUN OUT!
25. Problem solved
Now that’s a lot of damage.
24. Time flies
Oh cool, so I’m going to die soon basically.
23. Taco Tuesday
It can be every day if you just believe hard enough.
22. Dead serious
I’m not even bending the truth here.
21. That’s swell
My gut feeling about this is that it’s probably not good.
20. Tread lightly
Time is your enemy in fitness.
19. The sip
What the heck do they put in these things?
18. Pressing issues
Beat that, Linda.
17. Questions answered
Thanks for noticing.
16. Compare and contrast
I shall always be the trash panda.
15. Getting curved
Better watch out.
14. Peachy keen
Be proud of your accomplishments.
13. Surely this time…
My friend would like to have a word with you.
12. Set me up
I am once again asking how long you’re going to take.
11. So hongry
Still a good boi.
10. Time keeps on slippin’
I think Einstein might have had some things to say about this.
9. Instant gratification
How come this isn’t working yet?
8. No pain no gains
It’s all been worth it just for this moment.
7. Quality time
How is her lower body shaped like that? Genuinely I did not know this was possible for a human.
6. The duality
I, too, dye my hair while on a treadmill.
5. Distraction
Do you even lift, Bill?
4. Pure motivation
Not sure you’re doing that right, but what do I know?
3. Everything in balance
You can’t judge me, I put in a modicum of effort today.
2. Too cool
his is absurd, I want my money back.
1. Floor time
I think I’ll take a stand against this.
Man, that almost motivates me to actually go exercise. Almost.
What’s your fitness like right now?
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