I finally took that Myers-Briggs personality test the other day after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”
Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.
But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these posts clearly are.
39. Check it out
Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.
Self checkout is great for introverts until the machine breaks down and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 18, 2019
38. I can dig it
It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.
https://twitter.com/toddlerwilliams/status/1120566182497513472
37. Pick me up
Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.
The other day I went to a coffee shop. The barista was very nice, recalled the way I like my coffee, and chatted pleasantly about plans for the weekend. Clearly I can never go back there again #introvertproblems
— Kendra Koivu (@kendra_koivu) April 26, 2019
36. Keep it cool
Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.
Ice breakers at seminars stress me out. I'm perfectly happy in my cold quiet corner.#INTJ #introvertproblems #introvertlife
— Irel (@IrelsMusings) April 24, 2019
35. A celebration
It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.
how to celebrate #worldintrovertday :
• make plans to go out & celebrate this day w other introverts
• cancel said plans & relieve everyone— Katie Stoianova (@katie_stoianova) July 21, 2017
34. This rules
I’m the president and soul member.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) October 10, 2016
33. Two out of three
Hey man, the system works.
https://twitter.com/griffithsrat/status/882944068539437057
32. Risk and reward
If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.
https://twitter.com/sweetestsara/status/686364643510493184
31. Cute but deadly
Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.
When you're at a party and you only know one person #ConfessionsOfAnIntrovert pic.twitter.com/oj4ThhJ5Ns
— 🔝 (@onepercentafro) August 21, 2016
30. Generic title
Generic joke.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
29. Drop the beats
And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.
PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) April 22, 2016
28. The preparation
Just when I was ready.
27. Ask and receive
I wanted to be popular, but not like this.
26. Cancel culture
Sick bro, sounds great, see ya never.
https://d3athshand.tumblr.com/post/629398052036329472/airlesscell-yeah-bro-hit-me-up-well-cancel
25. The death toll
What was past me trying to do, kill us?
24. Sit and stay
It’s a terrible game we play, this public transit gambit.
23. Define “want”
Let’s get into the deep philosophy of this because I have no simple answer for you.
22. Space case
Please form an orderly line far away from me.
https://problemheart.tumblr.com/post/105231818372/me-constantly-needs-affection-me-constantly
21. The great mystery
We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.
20. No
I said that I was lonely, not that I was lively.
19. The longing
Am I doing this to myself?
https://tomshiddleston.tumblr.com/post/130338424941/angelbog-me-is-desperate-for-new-friends-and
18. Return policy
I’m done with this free trial, I have found the product wanting.
17. Twice as nice
Looks like I’m on my own again.
16. The regret
I’ve made a huge mistake.
15. Heavy subjects
You can get in here if you really want to but like why?
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14. Cancel culture
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to avoid the world!
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13. Upper limits
I’m not sure mother nature really likes me all that much.
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12. Bed ridden
Look, nobody gets a year, we all just have to survive them.
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11. Tall order
Please don’t leave me, I’m lanky but very scared.
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10. Stay in your lane
You make a compelling case, me.
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9. Two-step program
And honestly this is already in priority order.
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8. The spice of life
That’s where the magic happens.
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7. My own worst enemy
Together, there’s nothing I can accomplish.
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6. Mixed signals
I want to feel loved, not seen.
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5. Sleep tight
Not super sure what you mean by this “plan” thing.
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4. Hitting the limit
That’s a dope spread, though.
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3. Keep comfy
I like sweats, not sweating.
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2. The descent of man
Are you kidding me?
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1. Plan Z
And so it’s come to this.
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Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.
How introverted are you?
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