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38 Hilarious Posts for the Painfully Introverted

Source: @IntrovertLiving on Twitter

I finally took that Myers-Briggs personality test the other day after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”

Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.

But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these posts clearly are.

39. Check it out

Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.

38. I can dig it

It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.

https://twitter.com/toddlerwilliams/status/1120566182497513472

37. Pick me up

Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.

36. Keep it cool

Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.

35. A celebration

It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.

34. This rules

I’m the president and soul member.

33. Two out of three

Hey man, the system works.

https://twitter.com/griffithsrat/status/882944068539437057

32. Risk and reward

If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.

https://twitter.com/sweetestsara/status/686364643510493184

31. Cute but deadly

Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.

30. Generic title

Generic joke.

29. Drop the beats

And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.

28. The preparation

Just when I was ready.

https://www.tumblr.com/blxrryaf/147813763063/coltre-what-do-you-mean-you-cant-go-out

27. Ask and receive

I wanted to be popular, but not like this.

https://www.tumblr.com/convinceful/91352001226/me-no-one-ever-texts-me-gets-a-text-me-wtf-do

26. Cancel culture

Sick bro, sounds great, see ya never.

https://d3athshand.tumblr.com/post/629398052036329472/airlesscell-yeah-bro-hit-me-up-well-cancel

25. The death toll

What was past me trying to do, kill us?

https://www.tumblr.com/kimmmatron/122215320128/when-u-make-plans-while-ur-in-a-good-mood-but-then

24. Sit and stay

It’s a terrible game we play, this public transit gambit.

https://www.tumblr.com/amorcasus-blog/45141070670/scroturn-i-get-really-offended-when-someone

23. Define “want”

Let’s get into the deep philosophy of this because I have no simple answer for you.

https://www.tumblr.com/daisyskye-johns0n/155516040583/avpdkaneki-someone-do-u-want-to-go-do-this

22. Space case

Please form an orderly line far away from me.

https://problemheart.tumblr.com/post/105231818372/me-constantly-needs-affection-me-constantly

21. The great mystery

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

https://www.tumblr.com/ouranyaoi/152050523367/me-why-dont-i-have-any-friends-me-prefers-own

20. No

I said that I was lonely, not that I was lively.

https://www.tumblr.com/daylighteclipsed/153776893015/me-lonely-as-shit-im-lonely-as-shit-anyone-hey

19. The longing

Am I doing this to myself?

https://tomshiddleston.tumblr.com/post/130338424941/angelbog-me-is-desperate-for-new-friends-and

 

18. Return policy

I’m done with this free trial, I have found the product wanting.

https://www.tumblr.com/shouty-y/184985559248/starts-having-a-social-life-me-take-me-back-to

17. Twice as nice

Looks like I’m on my own again.

https://www.tumblr.com/krissybaybexo/155826479814/me-successfully-avoids-social-event-nice-me

 

16. The regret

I’ve made a huge mistake.

https://www.tumblr.com/7leeb/154953094582/factsmyguy-you-ever-hit-up-someone-but-as-soon

15. Heavy subjects

You can get in here if you really want to but like why?

14. Cancel culture

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to avoid the world!

13. Upper limits

I’m not sure mother nature really likes me all that much.

12. Bed ridden

Look, nobody gets a year, we all just have to survive them.

11. Tall order

Please don’t leave me, I’m lanky but very scared.

10. Stay in your lane

You make a compelling case, me.

9. Two-step program

And honestly this is already in priority order.

8. The spice of life

That’s where the magic happens.

7. My own worst enemy

Together, there’s nothing I can accomplish.

6. Mixed signals

I want to feel loved, not seen.

5. Sleep tight

Not super sure what you mean by this “plan” thing.

4. Hitting the limit

That’s a dope spread, though.

3. Keep comfy

I like sweats, not sweating.

2. The descent of man

Are you kidding me?

1. Plan Z

And so it’s come to this.

Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.

How introverted are you?

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