Comedian Tweets an Epic Play-by-Play of the Breakup Happening Right Next to Him

Breakups are awkward. Things are said, feelings are hurt, and people rarely feel good when they’re over. Thankfully, most of us have the common sense to handle these sensitive matters in private…but not this NYC couple.

Comedian Kyle Ayers was just trying to enjoy the view on top of his NYC apartment building when a couple began breaking up right next to him. Instead of going back inside, he decided to stay out there and live tweet the whole thing. And boy are we glad he did.

Continue reading below to experience the entire epic saga for yourself.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Sure…that doesn’t sound suspicious at all.

What we wouldn’t give to see what he was wearing that fateful night.

Time and sh^t…it’s heavy stuff.

Well, you can’t argue with that logic.

How dare you be cold!

…What?

If you wanted labels, you should have dated that successful label-maker your parents tried to introduce you to.

Busted!

This guy might want to rearrange his priorities.

What a ride! We wish those two the best of happiness, wherever they are (which is hopefully not together).