Let’s all get on the same page for once, okay?

There’s just way too much division in the world right now, so we need to rally round these tweets.

1. Instant anxiety

Why must they ALWAYS make this seem like such a big deal?

2. I need you, mommy

Everybody needs their mommy, right?

3. Please stop

Stop!!!

4. It gets ugly sometimes

You gotta have room to toss that salad, yo!

5. I’ve been to Level 113

No wait. Level 333… I am now God.

6. They sense fear

And they’re not nice about it.

7. Two different worlds

It’s a portal into a different land!

8. Get rid of that

Buh bye fake friend!

9. I’m still waiting

You can’t do it. It’s impossible!

10. There are many types

And I’ve f**ked with ALL of them many times.

11. Me, too

Hey, it’s social if somebody is CC’d, right?

12. Bye bye

Unfollow everybody. Just once. See what happens.

13. Like zombies

We really do need help.

14. A bad situation

Don’t make it worst by questioning them.

15. You’re not my father

You know WAY too much about my life.

16. Time to clean that off

The pile has reached the ceiling.

17. I’m in the latter category

Because they’re all trash. True story.

18. Such a pleasure

And now we’ve got all this explaining to do for why we were so nice.

19. Smitty!

Gardner! Rodriguez! I’ve turned into a high school football coach.

20. It’s over

As well it should be!

All for one and one for all!

Let us know your fave in the comments!

kthxbai!