Straight Boy Texts is a hilarious Twitter account that compiles text messages from straight dudes trying to get laid.
And they are comedy gold.
1. Ha!
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2. Uprising
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3. Nice try
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4. Very clever
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5. An accident
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6. Marriage material
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7. Hexted
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8. Don’t trip
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9. No she doesn’t
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10. Good one
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11. Ugh
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12. Changing speeds
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13. That escalated quickly
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14. Might have an anger problem
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15. A true poet
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16. Duck sounds good
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17. Psycho?
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18. Actually funny
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19. Feminist lecture
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20. Wow. Classy guy.
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Get it together, guys.