Instagram Account Features the Very Worst in Interior Design

I’m just some dude – not much of an interior decorator. It’s simply not a skill set I’ve got, plus I’ve never had much of a budget to work with. But when things in that realm get bad enough, even I can tell.

Instagram user Dina Holland runs an account called “pleasehatethesethings” under the handle @honeyandfitz. Over a quarter million people follow to see her hundreds of posts on “absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design.” It’s truly a masterpiece you can get lost in for hours, but here are 15 of my favorite examples.

15. Monkey business

I feel like an Indiana Jones villain is going to pop out and kill me if I get in this tub.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-yI8rchCR3/

14. Taxi-derpy

Ah yes, no kitchen is complete without an undead Bobcat watching over my mac & cheese.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-vXzLAh-Kn/

13. Take the red pill

I just found out my eyes can scream, so that’s fun.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-rVSTAhpU8/

12. The double deuce

There is such a thing as too much intimacy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-qRnqnhRDs/

11. Too bad, toe bed

Are those like, decoy feet for the monsters?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-qQLvjhTS5/

10. Going down

No thanks, I’ll just hold it for the rest of my life.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-VB8hGBIEq/

9. Mild tub

For the couples that want very little to do with each other.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B923y3yhgZ-/

8. Black & yellow, black & yellow

There’s gold in them thar everything.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0hcNLQASqU/

7. Throwing shade

Yanno, my office could use a dash of sexual nightmare, come to think of it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx3bFUMBrQg/

6. Just need to vent

I’m not even mad about this one, I find it weirdly adorable.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxyTUFCB9C5/

5. Wipe ’em out

There are at least three things wrong with this picture.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxtKX4bhBzT/

4. Loud and proud

I mean look, you do you, but…no thank you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvomjHJgvzm/

3. Notch in the bedpost

This is 100% in a cult compound somewhere.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuSiyqkAv8h/

2. A sinking feeling

It’s good to have a creative outlet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmrWalg28n/

1.Waterbed

The second most intimidating meaning of “sleeping with the fishes.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BksIv_-gf3c/

I still don’t feel like I know a lot more about what to do with interior design, but maybe I know a little bit more about what not to do? That’s gotta be worth something, right?

What’s the worst design choice you’ve ever seen?

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