Internet Roasts Teen Who Mistakes His GF’s Thermometer for a Pregnancy Test

This is, hands down, the Most Hilarious Mistake Ever.

Izaak Torres of Costa Mesa, California, received a text from his girlfriend at 4 a.m. one morning. The text said “Holy f*ck,” accompanied by a photo of a thermometer.

Girlfriend Vanessa Marie sent the photo because she had a fever – as you can see clearly by the 100 degree reading.

“I said ‘holy f*ck’ because I was so frustrated that it was 4 a.m. and I was dead tired, but I didn’t want to go back to sleep until my fever went down some more,” Vanessa told BuzzFeed News.

Izaak read the text when he woke up briefly at 7 a.m. and he FUH-LIPPED OUT.

Oh, sweetie.

“I didn’t get his text until I woke up around 11 a.m. and I just died laughing,” Vanessa said.

As for Izaak, he realized his own mistake a couple of hours later when he was fully awake. He says he “felt like a dumb ass” but tried to just keep it moving.

Still, Vanessa had to share the screenshot on the internet, because who can miss an opportunity to clown their boyfriend in public?

And Izaak got clowned, alright. Roasted, even.

People pointed out that he must have interpreted the reading as “100% pregnant.”

Which means that if the number had been lower, he’d still have a chance!

This unborn baby just can’t make up its mind!

Or perhaps Izaak thought that his girlfriend was having 100 babies?

One hundred babies is a lot. Even 0.7 fewer babies would be better.

Either way, this dude clearly is not ready for a baby. Not even 50% of one, probably.

Which is really fine because neither is Vanessa.

Luckily the two of them are on the same page and still going strong as a couple. Hopefully, Vanessa is down to a normal temperature by now – 98.6% pregnant.