There’s something about sex that just seems to make us all nervous. Even though we spend huge chunks of our lives pursuing it, consciously or subconsciously, once we’re doing the deed we often feel like we’re getting it wrong, which leads to a lot of anxiety. What do girls want guys to say during sex? byu/whambamshangalan...
I’m not sure how to prepare you for what you’re about to see. There’s really no clever way to introduce it. These are animals without necks. When you see them, you will want to laugh. And that’s fine, because they are not cursed to live this way by some genetic accident. They’re just the fever dreams of a...
It can get a bit old hearing lectures about how “things cost money you know!!” when you’re a person for whom keeping money in the bank is pretty much always on your mind. But it’s not just the out-of-touch well-to-do who like to assume us common folks don’t understand commerce, it’s also entitled dweebs from all...
Some people say that Twitter is worthless, but I beg to differ. As a Millennial, one invaluable service that I can rely on Twitter to deliver is giving me an endless and comprehensive list of what I should NOT consider to be a personality trait. I gather these carefully, print them out on my dot-matrix, and compile them into a sort of vision board...
It’s been super fun being a millennial so far. Just a great ride. Nothing but stable a world and steady prospects and a lot of fun all-around. I’d say the best part was spending the first 25 years or so of my life hearing the older generation tell me everything that’s wrong with me, and then to spend all the years since listening...
Guess what time it is! No cheating! No looking at clocks! No checking sundials! No pressing your ear to the earth to become one with its rotation and vibrations, so fully integrating your soul into that of nature that you sense time on a level not felt by our petty societal concerns! None of that! Give up? It’s Twitter time! See, if...
Have you heard about “finstagram?” It’s not exactly a new term – it’s been floating around for a few years. But its connotations and implications certainly seem to have shifted around and expanded. At its most basic root, a finstagram is just a secondary Instagram account. People open them for all kinds of reasons,...
Even though it’s a term that’s been around for years now, it’s taken some people this long to even catch onto what a “finstagram” is. If you’re still wondering, it’s pretty simple. A “finstagram” account is just an Instagram account, except secretive. Either you keep it anonymous, or only give...
We’ve all seen it happen a thousand times in movie and TV – the best friendship that slowly becomes something more. When it plays out in a narrative like that, there are generally bumps along the way but ultimately a happy ending. In real life, we know that it’s more of a gamble than that, which often makes us hold back our...
A close friendship is one of the greatest things a person can ask for. But what happens when the boundaries of that friendship start to slip and slide and become a little less clear? Or what happens when that’s what you find yourself WANTING in your head. When the person you hang out with becomes the person you desire, the dynamic can change...