At the time of writing, the person with the most Twitter followers in the entire world is former President and first African American POTUS Barack Obama with 129 million. The second most is Justin Bieber. The current President doesn’t even hit the top 50, at least not yet. I don’t know what, if anything, those statistics tell us about...
Sometimes, when you see some stairs, the stairs stare back at you. You stare into the void, the stair void, and the void stares at you, then stares at the stairs, then looks back at you. And the void raises its eyebrows and does a short of concerned shrug over to the stairs, like, “Can you believe this?” You, in wide-eyed...
We all love Twitter, right? In that way where we sort of hate it but we can’t leave it because it’s holding our endorphins hostage all the time? Anyway, the point is, it’s the best worst, and it gives us the best worst stuff to enjoy, like such as these fourteen random tweets that are sure to tickle your brain parts. 14. Cash...
Sometimes, you wanna do, and so you prepare to be doing a do, but then you don’t, because reason. You know what I mean? Maybe this Reddit user put it better: What was your biggest “well now I don’t want to do it” moment? byu/Z00W33M4M4fk inAskReddit So what makes you not do the do you were gonna do? Let’s take a look at what...
It’s a dramatic image – a former lover, now scorned or scared, battered or filled with doubt, steals out of their shared home and leaves their partner behind forever to start a new chapter in life, or maybe a new life altogether. But it’s not just the the stuff of cinematic storytelling or dime store novels, it’s a really...
It’s been said a lot lately that virginity is sort of a construct. On a basic level it seems simple enough. Have you had sex yet? No? Then we call that virginity. Pretty simple. Until you start getting into discussion of “Well, does X count as sex?” which is complicated even further by the fact that virginity is such a thoroughly...
We’re all familiar with the all-too-common power dynamic of an abusive man in a relationship who seems to thrive off of taking total control of his partner. But make no mistake, weird power dynamics can flow in all directions. Sometimes guys can feel abused, smothered, or even just downright confused at the rules and expectations placed on...
Looking back on a relationship, there’s a lot you’ll remember, but it seems that two of the standout moments for most people are the first time they had sex, and the last time. Why is that? I’m sure more qualified people than I can answer that question, but I’d guess it would come down to some variation of “sex is...
There’s nothing better than a solid tweet that just floats in your consciousness and makes room in your head, where it will live rent free for the foreseeable future. And it makes such a good and respectful tenet that you have to pass it along to your friends so that it can also live in their heads, and the cycle continues for as long as it...
Oh Twitter, what would I do without you? Be productive? Do my work? Clean my apartment? Get back in contact with loved ones? That all sounds lame. I’d much rather scroll endlessly through the strangeness scape that is Twitter. Especially now that they’ve sort of done some housecleaning of their own. Without the absolute worst bottom 5%...