Funny Tweets to Keep You Away From the Awful Ones
I opened up the Twitter homepage just out of curiosity to see what was trending today and immediately shut it back down like someone who opens the front door during a blizzard and instantly realizes what a stupid thing to do that was. Now my brain is filled with the frigid chill of the insanity of the internet. That seems to happen quite a lot...
14 Funny Memes to Distract Yourself With Today
If memes are what you’re after, we’ve got ’em. If you were looking for meaning or fulfillment in life, I dunno, that’s probably elsewhere. What we’ve got is memes. Would you settle for those? If so, here are fourteen random funny ones to satisfy your cravings. 14. The next stage I think the step after this is...
15 Strange Traits That Some People Find Very Attractive
Everybody’s got a “type,” whether we know it or not. It can helpful if a little jarring to realize exactly what traits make up our types, especially if those traits aren’t what you’d typically think of. Take this thread on r/AskReddit, for instance: What strange trait is very attractive to you? by inAskReddit Around...
People Share the Unusual Physical Traits They’re Most Attracted To
You know what’s the new sexy? Everything. Because everybody’s got different tastes. And when you consider just how broad that spectrum of tastes actually is, it makes the pressures of beauty conformity seem all the more silly. Take this thread on r/AskReddit, for example: What strange trait is very attractive to you? by...
15 Tweets From People Who Are Just Doing Their Best
If you feel like you’re barely keeping things together and just making it all up as you go along, I’ll let you in on a little secret: literally all of us are doing that. Anyone who thinks they’ve got it all together is probably horribly wrong and insufferable to be around. The true human experience is a constant string of...
10 Tweets From People on the Struggle Bus
A wise philosopher once said, “Seek not perfection, seek only to live, for in living there – aw, dammit! I just spilled coffee all over my smock. My NEW smock. Dad was right, I’ll never make it as a philosopher. Stupid Carl. STUPID.” And you know what? He was right. Here are tweets from ten people who are trying and failing...
10 of the Best Tweets You Might Not Have Seen Yet
The great thing about Twitter is that it just never ends. Every day there are just endless piles of tweets cascading down our internets, and if you reach your hand in for a minute, you’re bound to catch something hilarious and brand new. Like one of these! Here are ten randomly funny tweets you might not have caught yet. 10. Break it...
15 Lessons We Can Learn from Memes
When I was in school, I spent a lot of time looking at memes. I got scolded for it a lot. “You’re here to learn,” they’d say. “You can’t learn anything from memes.” But I disagreed then and I disagree now. Here are fifteen lessons taken from randomly selected memes to prove my point. 15. Never give up They...
14 Delicious New Tweets to Enjoy
You smell that? We got some fresh out of the oven tweets for you here today. Home made and hot on the plate, just like Grandma used to make. Savor each bite and enjoy these 14 new tweetly treats. 14. Let’s get physical I looked at it for a solid 8 seconds before it clicked and now I feel stupid. onlyfans in bio...
14 Fresh Funny Tweets for Your Face
If you’re looking for some fresh, funny tweets, you clicked on the right link. Well done. You have excellent investigation skills. Let’s get down to it. Here are fourteen funny tweets to satisfy your clicky-curiosity! 14. Oh, brother I need clarifications on the ages of all the people in this story. I went in my brothers room just now...