Pst. Hey you. You wanna see some funny stuff? Cause we got the hookup. See there’s this place called “Twitter,” apparently it’s run by birds or something, I don’t know, but these birds are pretty funny as far as birds go and they drop all these little jokes all over the place. Sounds crazy, right? I didn’t...
Do you wanna have a good laugh? A chuckle? Giggle? Snicker? Chortle? Would you like to guffaw? Snort? Cackle? *turns page on thesaurus* Um…sniggle? Wait, is that really a word? Oh my God it is. And it means…”to fish for eels by thrusting a baited hook into their lurking places.” Welp. Anyway, here are thirteen memes that...
Wanna know a fun and slightly horrifying fact? If you were to try to go through and read the tweets that were tweeted last week – and I mean, just the ones from last week – it would take you over five hundred years to finish. Seriously. Five hundred million tweets a day. Average it out to about 5 seconds to read each one and –...
Do you have a BIG appetite for tweets? Do you just want to eat ’em up all day? Well, that’s weird. You should talk to someone about that. Your diet needs attention and you probably keep breaking your phones when you bite them. But if you’re just into READING funny tweets, that we can help you with. We’ve got a bunch right...
Kyne Santos’ website describes him as “a world class drag queen, YouTuber, and mathematics communicator.” Santos’ stage persona, known simply as “Kyne,” has a bio that reads a little more simply: “Drag queen who loves math and sparkly things.” Kyne’s had quite an exciting life, launching a...
Do you like video games? We think so. Do you like the person you’re with? We sure hope so. Do you want to play video games with the person you’re with? Of course you do! But it isn’t always easy to find the perfect match for both of you. Lucky for everybody, there’s a very long and helpful list compiled by the people of...
Video games bring us together, and also tear us apart if we rage quit enough times. But there’s often friction in a relationship in which one person commits a lot of time to games and the other is uninterested. It can create a divide, and that’s no fun. Which is why answering this question can be so crucial: What is the best...
You could spend a lifetime scrolling through Tumblr and barely make it through a tenth of the Sherlock fan fiction alone. There’s such an incredible wealth of weirdness on this world wide website that no mere mortal could hope to scratch the surface, but that won’t stop us from gathering up a few of the best bits for your reading...
Fun fact: if you printed out the text from every Tumblr post ever written, in single-spaced ten point font, I would slap you very hard, because you would have wasted an enormous amount of energy and resources and we have to take better care of our planet than that. Shame on you. Why would you even think of such a thing? Anyway, here are ten of the...
Look, we could learn things by “reading books” or “taking classes” or whatever, but wouldn’t it be more interesting to just scroll through Tumblr until we found some posts that taught us things? That’s what I do, and now I have an absolute wealth of dubious, fascinating knowledge with which to annoy my friends...