There are days when you log onto the internet and know exactly what you’re looking for – and there are other days when you know you want to be amused, but you can’t say exactly what’s going to make you laugh. If you’re having one of those second kind – where you know you need a laugh but you’re not sure...
If I’ve learned anything from my true crime obsession, it’s that literally every person, and every family, has secrets. Well, that and you should always, always lock your doors. But I digress. We all have secrets, but they’re not all created equal. Which is something these 27 folks know for sure, because they’re holding...
When you’re out with a group of friends, drinking and having a good time, you expect nothing more than a nice evening, a few laughs, and promises to do it all again sometime. There are nights, though, when someone has a little too much to drink, their tongue gets a little bit loose, and suddenly everyone else is suddenly privy to a secret...
There’s nothing quite like working a customer service job. Any gig that requires you to be “on” and in front of other human beings for all or a majority of your shift is next level – because people are something else, y’all. Whether you’ve been a phone rep, a retail worker, a server, or any other angel working...
Relationship goals are something we should all have, because honestly, it’s awesome to have standards and expectations for such an integral part of our lives. Those goals can be tough to find in other people, though, since relationships can look one way from the outside but be totally different in reality – we can hold a couple up only...
Twitter is the place to be if you want random and funny. It’s also the place to be if you want significantly less amusing slices of life, but that’s not what we’re talking about here, so we’ll just pretend that underbelly doesn’t exit. Cool? So, if you’re in the mood for the absolute best parts of Twitter, come...
I got into a car accident when I was 16 and as it was happening and the car was spinning around, I remember thinking to myself, “there’s no way this is actually happening right now.” It was absolutely terrifying but luckily no one was hurt even though the car had a lot of damage. Have you ever had an experience like that? These...
OMG… this one hits home. I mean… when was the last time you burned a CD? Here are fifteen things you unwittingly did for the last time and never even thought twice about. 1. Checked in on your Sim family… You all doing okay? 2. Browsed Blockbuster and rented one last movie… I am so gutted by this. 3. Looked up movie...
Looking for an effective form of birth control that doesn’t cost a penny? Look no further than these tweets breaking down the math of parenting! They’re funny, educational, and 100% true. 1. Photo Credit: Twitter: @OneFunnyMummy 2. Photo Credit: Twitter: @yenniwhite 3. Photo Credit: Twitter: @JimGaffigan 4. Photo Credit:...
The world is basically on fire , your kids are probably wrecking the house or learning how to drive or something, your house is a mess and your boss wants something done ASAP even though he’s on his third vacation of the summer. Basically, you need these 10 tweets and, as a bonus, time to breathe and read through them. You’re...