10 Women Reveal What Really Works in Foreplay
I know what you’re after. I know you’re looking to get to the good stuff. But not just yet. Gotta read this intro first. Gotta do a little foreplay – get the mood going. Because that’s a lot of what these wonderful intimate encounters of ours are. It’s not something to be skipped, but treasured. Feeling a little...
10 People Reveal How Their Honeymoons Went Very Wrong
When my parents got married, they were pretty poor. So poor in fact that they didn’t really go anywhere for a honeymoon, but it gets worse. They thought they might just spend a nice night at home, but even that wasn’t in the cards. My dad came down with the flu or something, and my mom went to the Piggly Wiggly and bought him some...
10 People Who Got Weirdly Hilarious While Buzzed
As Shakespeare wrote in Othello, “I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.” Some people do seem to have very poor brains for drinking. Or easily have their brains made poor by the act of it. But the rest of us are enriched, because this is usually...
Man Checks Single Can of Beer after Airline Won’t Let Him Board with It
Air travel has gotten pretty bad over the years, particularly the way they treat passengers. From beating up doctors to killing adorable, giant rabbits, they’ve been total d%cks lately. The latest incident? Refusing to let a gentleman bring his beer onto the plane with him. Photo Credit: Dean Passenger Dean Stinson was on his way to Perth,...
12 of the Best Memes For All the Best Besties Out There
People… it’s meme time. Best Friend Meme Time. And that’s a special time, indeed. Because when it’s Best Friend Meme Time, it’s time to laugh. Maybe cry. But definitely not be sad. Because even if you don’t have a best friend, I’m sure yours in right around the corner, just waiting to meet you!...
15 Things Retail Workers Will Totally Understand
By some estimates, there are about 29 million Americans currently working in retail – many of them with multiple retail jobs simultaneously. If you’re not one of them, pour one out in solidarity now, because it is a ROUGH time. Retail means customers. Customers are a special breed of stupid and entitled that slowly eats away at the...
10 Truths that Retail Workers Can Feel in Their Bones
There are some truths you just can’t learn in a classroom, or from parental advice. There are some truths that come to be felt in your bones – and they are gleaned from experience. Terrible, deep experience. Like working retail, for example. There are some bits of wisdom that only those who have stood face to face with the customers...
11 Tweets That Will Reach Out and Touch Your Soul
The tweets we’re going to share with you today will do more than make you laugh, they will literally reach out and touch your soul. Literally. They will grow appendages of some sort, and those extensions will physically reach toward you and make contact with your soul, a hypothetical, non-material part of your being. How is all of this going...
10 Tweets For Women Who Could Use a Laugh Today
Hey ladies, could you use a laugh today? I’ll bet you could. Know how I know? Because you’re a human people, and human people could always use a laugh. Sometimes it’s the only thing we COULD use. Aside from, yanno, money. But I can’t give you any money. Instead, I offer only these funny tweets. Take of the bounty. Have a...
15 Dating Texts That Are Definitely Gonna Leave a Mark
If you’re still getting over some kind of sting of rejection, you may not want to scroll any further on this particular page. ‘Cause things are about to get brutal. Even the secondhand brutality of looking over these dismissive missives might leave a literal mark on your face, if not your soul. So, proceed with caution as we delve into...