The wonderful, terrible thing about the internet is that it’s always leading to new discoveries. Wonderful because some of them are great, terrible because a lot of them are things you truly never wanted to know. But discovering these tweets? There’s nothing wrong with that. Not in the slightest. 13. Psounds pepfect Gotta shoot your...
Have you seen these tweets? No, I know you’ve seen tweets. That’s not what I asked. I asked specifically if you’d seen THESE tweets yet. Geez, you need to work on your listening skills. Why are you trying to read with your ears anyway? You’re bad at stuff. Anyway, like I was saying. Funny tweets. We got ’em here....
Does your brain need a bit of a boost? Well then it seems to me that you’ve got two options. The first is that you could buy some weird brain supplement pills that get hawked on conspiracy shows and/or sold at gas stations for some reason, or you can play it safe and just read these tweets. I mean, it’s up to you. But I’d really...
I can’t count the number of sentences that have been spoken to me that start with “if you want my advice…” Of course, most of the time, I didn’t, because the thing about advice is, it’s everywhere, and most of it isn’t very useful. That’s why it can be helpful to distinguish what’s worked vs....
Sit down, kid. Today we’re gonna be dispensing advice. Not me, specifically. I don’t have any good advice and I should never be listened to. But the people of Twitter have occasionally gotten good advice, and they’re more than happy to pass it on, as prompted by this popular tweet. What is a piece of advice someone gave you that...
Everywhere you go, people are ready and willing to give advice, whether you asked for it or not. But how many of those words of wisdom end up actually being useful? What is a piece of advice someone gave you that ended up being SURPRISINGLY good? — Amanda Deibert March 21, 2021 Lucky for us, the internet is here to help us sort through...
If you’re wondering how well America’s general policy on anatomical and sexual education is going, it’s not great. It turns out that telling kids “DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING, DON’T THINK ABOUT STUFF, YOUR BODY IS GROSS” doesn’t actually help us know things about ourselves. This is never more evident than...
We need to face the facts. Mens’ bathrooms are a lawless wasteland. And I mean that whether we’re talking about a public bathroom, a school bathroom, or just a personal one at home used primarily by men. Don’t believe me? Have a look at this abomination before god. ladies what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in a...
I don’t know what’s up with us guys and weird bathrooms. I really, truly don’t. I’m not a believer in the idea that you need to overdo it in a bathroom – just try to create a space that’s reasonably comfortable and clean where you can do what you gotta do. But some guys? They take it to the next level. Or maybe...
First dates can be pretty exciting, but they’re also generally a source of stress. We’ve all had nightmare dates, but more than that, we’re very good at playing out worst-case-scenarios in our heads before the thing even starts. This feedback loop of worry can suck all the fun and potential out of the experience, so it’s...