Did you know that it’s time to go? Go to the Twitterverse, go watch the show? Did you see that it’s time to be? Be at one with the Twitter in thee? Genuinely I did not start writing that first sentence with the intention of turning it into a bad poem. It just sort of happened. That’s how inspired I am by these funny tweets....
Urban Dictionary defines a backhanded compliment as “An insult disguised as a compliment,” and offers the following examples: “No, honey…I love yours. I don’t even like them big.” “Relax, sweetie…you were perfectly adequate.” “Your haircut really slims your face.” Of course, not...
I try not to be the type of person who begrudges people for liking what they like, but I gotta say there’s a serious disadvantage to being one of the only dudes I know who doesn’t care about sports. First of all, everyone assumes I do, which leaves me in awkward situations. Secondly, we build just about every metaphor around sports,...
I once dated a “trust fund baby.” Though to be fair, she wasn’t a baby, and she pretty well defied all the stereotypes that you might associate with that. She came from a wealthy family and when we met we were both in college, with her having all her living expenses covered so long as she was studying. Still, she was ambitious...
What do you do when you find yourself falling in love and you know that what’s at the bottom of that fall might just break you – and someone you love? That’s the exact kind of heartbreaking conundrum being faced by these women who submitted anonymous tales of their own infatuations – which just so happened to be focused on...
Falling in love can be a wonderful feeling…unless you know right off the bat that it’s with the wrong person. Like, say, the boyfriend of your best friend. There’s not a lot of good that can come from that, you tell yourself, but your big dumb brain and your stupid little heart say it doesn’t matter, we want what we...
Crushes are funny, often fleeting things. Ya never know when one is going to pop up, or what’s going to make it go away. But the answers can be pretty shocking once they reveal themselves. [deleted by user] by inAskReddit Here are some reasons the guys of Reddit lost that special infatuation with a girl. 1. Hey, I’m right here. We...
I know a lot of guys who seem convinced that nobody ever has feelings for them. And often it’s like “well, somebody probably did, until you did something very stupid in front of them.” Like these dudes: [deleted by user] by inAskReddit Take it away, Reddit. Let the cringe begin. 1. Do it for the gram. He asked if he could post a...
The term “moral compass” is generally used to refer to some basic, innate ability for a human being to consistently align themselves with at least generally moral things, or to experience guilt and regret when they fail to do so. It’s such an intuitive concept that when we see it being apparently broken, it stops us dead in our...
You ready to lose some faith in humanity? Well buckle up, because Reddit has plenty of reasons for it. What was a disturbing sign that your friend might have a broken moral compass? byu/ErrForceOnes inAskReddit It can be shocking to realize the person you’ve been dealing with or close to apparently has qualms about being awful. And speaking...