15 Entries from The Wild World of Social Media Photoshopping
I wanna be clear about something right off the bat here – we’re not here to mock anybody for their looks or their bodies or any beauty methods they feel like using. It’s fine. We’re fine. You’re *all fine.* That said, a huge part of social media seems to be subtly convincing ourselves that we’re *not* fine,...
12 Landlord Who Are Well and Truly Lords of These Lands
The term “landlord” feels so pretentious and outdated now, doesn’t it? Some high and mighty descriptor of a feudal lord, overseeing his kingdom. When most of the time it’s just, like, some jerk named Dave who takes four days to text you back about your broken sink. I’d say that if we’re still gonna have such a...
15 Memes You Didn’t Know You Were Looking For
You’ve been searching for something your entire life, and until this moment, you didn’t even know what it was. But you do now, because it’s this. Or rather, these. These memes are going to finally give you a sense of fulfillment. We promise. Read on. 15. It’s just a prank bro I once helped my friend look for his glasses...
12 Dark Memes for Dank Souls
Welcome, my darklings. Tonight, we tour the terrors of the internet. The horrors of the online world. We shall pursue the blackest depths of this, our shared cyberspace, and glean from it a suffering exquisite in its rarity. In other words, we’re gonna all get in a big ol’ mood and look at some dark memes that are weird but, yanno,...
Women Reveal The Most Ridiculous Backhanded Compliments They’ve Ever Received
Backhanded compliments aren’t really compliments at all, because the insulting part inevitably has a larger impact than the ostensibly complimentary part. I mean, if I gave you a backrub and then stabbed you, you wouldn’t refer to that as a “backhanded spa treatment,” you’d just call it a really weird stabbing. And...
People Reveal What Happens When You Date “Out of Your League”
It always bothers me a little when people get way too into the league thinking when it comes to relationships. You know the kind I’m talking about. The folks who enjoy breaking down human love into some kind of clinical statistics game, creating formulas of looks and money and prospects. Is there truth to it? Sure. But it’s not the...
10 Tweets for a Quality Twitter Session
Welp, it’s that time of day again. The time when you find yourself scrolling through tweets and just sort of admiring how great they are. How funny. How true. How…twittery. This particular batch of tweets is from some of the funniest women on the platform, and we hope that you enjoy them as much as we did. Let’s get into the...
Twitter is Never Gonna Stop Hilariously Roasting Celebs
One of the big draws of Twitter is that it’s a place where you can directly interact with celebrities. I feel like almost everyone I know who’s at all active on the site has had a moment or two where they get a reply or a retweet or a like from a celeb they admire and it absolutely makes their day. On a less wholesome level, of course,...
10 People Who Cannot Word Today, Thank You
To quote Shakespeare’s Hamlet: “Words, words, words.” That’s right, the greatest writer of all time at one point just kinda gave up and started listing the word “word” a bunch of times, and there are probably several thousand theatre and literature students who have written entire dissertations on it at this...
14 of the Most Brutal Burns on This Internet
The internet is pretty much just a place where we go to fight with each other in new and innovative ways. Luckily, some of those ways are actually funny, and some fighters use their knowledge and wits to make the battle as sophisticated and satisfying as it is brutal. Such is the way with these particular entries. Players – start! 14. If you...