I never know what to tell the barber when I head in for a cut.
I just sort of point and grunt in a frightened manner, indicating lengths above ears and eyes, so that I may see and hear once more.
That’s where my expertise and taste of the topic ends, and that’s why I’m looking to expand my horizons.
Maybe a few of these more innovative haircuts, courtesy of Reddit, can give me something new to try.
15. The Mullhawk
Party in the back, different party in the front. All party.
14. The Reverse Dad
Gets angry when you don’t mess with the thermostat.
13. The Groucho
No one will ever know.
12. The Toast
This guy knows what he’s about.
11. The Party Animal
I feel like if I push his head around right I’ll enter a cheat code.
10. The Daily Regret
I dunno, you got enough going on it seems.
9. The Back Burner
For when you’d just like to have another thumb somewhere.
8. The Headband
Just a strap, that’s all I need.
7. The Sophisticant
It takes a lot of words to describe, I’d agree with that much.
6. The Tear-Jerker
Come on, don’t be such a square.
5. The Ratlord
You know this guy is good with a lightsaber.
4. The Bowl Boss
Is…is he gonna kill me?
3. The Nohawk
One of the first miracles of Moses.
2. The Chip
He tried his best and that’s what matters.
1. The Strand
It makes a statement. The question is: what?
I’m sure I can make one of those work.
What hairstyle do you most wish you could pull off?
Tell us in the comments.