I don’t know how to tell you this, but restaurants – places that deal exclusively in selling you things to eat and drink – keep putting liquids in things that aren’t cups.
I don’t know why this is. Nor do I know why it’s so prevalent. But it seems to be spreading. In fact, there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to it called r/wewantcups.
Don’t believe me? Just look at these abominations.
15. A waffle cone
Ok, this is probably the best one of the bunch. It’s basically just melted ice cream.
Hot chocolate in a waffle cone
byu/KansanMoonKnight inwewantcups
14. A bowl
Well this feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Hot coffee… too hot to hold the bowl. We want cups!! (or at least a friggin handle)
byu/debaucherist inwewantcups
13. A baby bottle
I’m sorry, this is the most demeaning thing I can imagine to do to your customers.
12. Drawers
Look nice, very impractical.
A cocktail in two parts. Equally stupid.
byu/Obeyus inwewantcups
11. A measuring cup
Suuuuure they didn’t run out.
Thought they’d run out of cups… nope, this is the drinking glass
by inwewantcups
10. Bathtub
This year’s hottest club is Duk.
9. A raft
Ironically, you’re all gonna die now.
8. Literally trash
Is that…is that sand on the rim?
7. A to-go box
The probability of a leak seems extremely high here.
6. A bong?
Bruh how do you expect drunk people to deal with something like this?
5. An avocado
Those dang millennials have struck again.
4. A shell (chipped)
We’re going on an adventure out to sea, boys.
3. A bag
How is one supposed to consume this?
My mojito just arrived in a plastic bag. In a small trolley. SMH
byu/CoxyE17 inwewantcups
2. SPAM
Monty Python would be very proud.
Saw a friend post this drink in a Spam container and was appalled.
byu/maryrach inwewantcups
1. Another bathtub
Just in time for Halloween.
Another bathtub, spooky edition
byu/yellowyellow36 inwewantcups
Write your congress representative to let them know that you. Want. Cups. Only we can make a difference.
What’s the weirdest restaurant you’ve ever been to?
Tell us in the comments.