Site icon

Restaurants Keep Putting Drinks in Things That Aren’t Cups

Source: littlelizzyhid on Reddit

I don’t know how to tell you this, but restaurants – places that deal exclusively in selling you things to eat and drink – keep putting liquids in things that aren’t cups.

I don’t know why this is. Nor do I know why it’s so prevalent. But it seems to be spreading. In fact, there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to it called r/wewantcups.

Don’t believe me? Just look at these abominations.

15. A waffle cone

Ok, this is probably the best one of the bunch. It’s basically just melted ice cream.

14. A bowl

Well this feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

13. A baby bottle

I’m sorry, this is the most demeaning thing I can imagine to do to your customers.

12. Drawers

Look nice, very impractical.

11. A measuring cup

Suuuuure they didn’t run out.

10. Bathtub

This year’s hottest club is Duk.

9. A raft

Ironically, you’re all gonna die now.

8. Literally trash

Is that…is that sand on the rim?

7. A to-go box

The probability of a leak seems extremely high here.

6. A bong?

Bruh how do you expect drunk people to deal with something like this?

5. An avocado

Those dang millennials have struck again.

4. A shell (chipped)

We’re going on an adventure out to sea, boys.

3. A bag

How is one supposed to consume this?

2. SPAM

Monty Python would be very proud.

1. Another bathtub

Just in time for Halloween.

Write your congress representative to let them know that you. Want. Cups. Only we can make a difference.

What’s the weirdest restaurant you’ve ever been to?

Tell us in the comments.