The 15 Greatest Jokes Tumblr Has Ever Made

There aren’t many things I can count on in a world that’s so cold, lonely, and on the verge of becoming dystopian… but I’ll tell you what: when I want to start laughing until my face hurts and I have tears coming out my nose, Tumblr NEVER fails me.

1. Self-control is also waiting for the joke to hit before you say anything…

2. Slam and Scram… Hit and Split… Smash and Dash…

3. SAME

4. M(aim)&M(urder)s

5. Typical Jessica

6. We’ll wait…

7. I’m still thinking…

8. Why else?

9. I can hear that *WOOSH* from here

10. It does make ‘Christmas Eve Eve’ less awkward…

11. I like the sound of Frozobama

12. He’s a bro-et and he doesn’t know it

13. I reeeeally wish there were 3 of them…

14. Comedy is a science

15. Me: I’M DEAD – Tumblr: so is he

If you didn’t at least chuckle, I’m concerned for your soul.