If you’ve been in an Uber, and I’m assuming most of you have at this point, then you know those rides can be any combination of weird, funny, ridiculous, and insane.
Some of these experiences are quite memorable, some are annoying, and some are downright bizarre. But all of them are absolutely hilarious… when other people tweet about them. Yes, just as long as it’s not YOU feeling those feelings and having to deal with the weirdness up close and personal.
I have a feeling that these tweets about Uber rides will look familiar.
(Important note: btw, if you’re reading this and are thinking, “But I only use Lyft!” …come on… get over yourself. Can’t you just enjoy one nice thing today? Please? Thx.)
1. I’m over here!
My Uber driving right past me to wait 6 blocks away pic.twitter.com/LQn6EeVNaF
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 24, 2019
2. Now it’s time to figure out what a Civic looks like…
https://twitter.com/KentingtonC/status/1109274292540170241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
3. Do I look okay?
https://twitter.com/RidiculousDak/status/1097670867155382272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
4. Sounds like a plan.
yooo everyone wanna act rich until it’s time to call the Uber
— mara (@maravalentinee) September 9, 2019
5. A real chatterbox.
me sober in an uber:
me drunk in an uber: ya but you see, their parents never catch them. the sister is always trying to tell on them. but they never get caught. it’s insane. and theres a fucking platypus. yeah its called phineas and ferb dude you seriously have to check it out
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 7, 2017
6. Silence is golden.
https://twitter.com/MohanadElshieky/status/894276544989806592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
7. Drink everything in sight.
https://twitter.com/CassandraTrill/status/1071889362252492800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
8. It’s even worse if you’ve been drinking…
https://twitter.com/heath_medwards/status/933435993113448448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
9. That’s me in the middle of the road.
https://twitter.com/prettyboyryan_/status/1092978043402866688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjonmichaelpoff%2Fuber-tweets
10. I’m sure the driver is thrilled.
my Uber driver:
me drunk in the backseat: pic.twitter.com/l8yjaxtfcv
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) March 30, 2019
11. I’ve definitely done this before.
me outside of a random persons car thinking it’s my uber because i don’t know what a white honda accord looks like pic.twitter.com/lPwJM4dE5d
— diante 🙂 (@cumrascal) October 1, 2018
12. Completely lost.
Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like https://t.co/2TryQjmrPK
— albs (@albcakes) July 18, 2018
13. I see what you did there!
emos don’t get an uber they get a death cab for cutie
— maeve ⋆ (@shutupmaeve) June 20, 2019
14. Come on, all the way in…
Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber pic.twitter.com/vNYaYbVocW
— Rup Walker (@rupinjapan) March 17, 2019
Have you had any strange or especially eventful Uber rides lately? (And if you’ve had similar experiences in a Lyft… just let us know about this too. As we said before, they count. We all know they count.)
So tell us all about it in the comments! We love to hear about all of your stories!