If you’re going to cheat on your significant other, you must know that chances are, you’re going to get caught and probably end up alone. Even if you think you’re smart – like these 10 people undoubtedly did – the fact is that the truth is bound to come out.

And as you’re about to see, there’s no way to control everything and everyone in the world around you.

You’re not Tony Stark.

10. Coward.

9. I mean he goes to Baylor so that was reason enough to dump him already.

8. And the internet worked for good this time!

7. These ladies who had a chance meeting – and found out they were both seeing a douche.

And that’s how that happens!

6. No, we definitely cannot.

“I had been dating my live-in boyfriend for about a year. One night, while I was walking our dog, the dog p*oped out a condom. I was on birth control, and we had not used condoms in about six months. When confronted, my boyfriend said, ‘Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that I was using protection?'”

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5. When your stupidity becomes a meme.

4. Dads train for these moments.

“He said he was sick on Valentine’s Day and couldn’t go out to dinner. I still had a reservation, so I took my dad instead. As we were walking to our table, guess who we saw sitting nearby with a girl from my chemistry class? Dad absolutely let him have it in front of the whole restaurant. It was glorious.”

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3. Instant karma.

2. Well that’s definitely awkward.

“I returned home from a job interview in Houston and had a bonding date with my step-sons. The youngest one hugged me, and I told him how much I loved him. He turned and said that Jenna loved him and his brother as well. When I asked who “Jenna” was, he told me that while I was gone, she had come to my home, slept with their dad, and invited friends over. I packed up and filed for divorce the next day.”

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1. You don’t need to say anything else.

Maybe try being honest next time, yeah? Just a thought.

Do you have a story about catching a cheater red-handed? Brave enough to share it in the comments?

Do it!